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Yachiyo: Fumi keeps a picture of me in her wallet. She said whenever she faces an obstacle, she looks at it and the problem disappears!

Yachiyo: I thought it was really sweet! Until she said "because what problem could possibly be bigger than you?"

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Claudine: Oh, so suddenly you dont have a death wish?

Maya: Claudine, I've never had a death wish. It's just that I don't believe I personally can even die.

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Yachiyo: SJHDGFDFA

Akira: What is that?

Yachiyo: it's a keyboard smash

Akira: How do I do it?

Yachiyo: literally just press anything

Akira: 4

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Rui: Time sensitive question how flirt girl?

Yuyuko: Throw rocks at she

Ichie: Hot dog

Fumi: Kill her

Rui: Thanks guys

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Kaoruko: Dont you think "person of interest" is too flattering?

Kaoruko: Like if the police were to pound on my door and go ‘a man has been killed and you're a person of interest’

Kaoruko: I’d be like, ‘moi? oh, do go on.’

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Nana: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Junna: You and me!

Nana, tearing up: Okay.

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Ichie: You know what I've realized?

Fumi: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Ichie: Nice try, anyway-

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Claudine: Excuse me, what do you call this dish?

Server: Hors d’oeuvres

Claudine: Thank you. And what did you call it Karen?

Karen, mumbling: Horse divorce.

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Shiori: I like someone but I don't think you are going to like it.

Fumi: Just rip the bandaid off.

Shiori: Its yachiyo.

Fumi: Put the bandaid back on.

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Junna: How petty can you get?

Kaoruko: I once edited a Wikipedia page to win an argument against Futaba.

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Stranger: (Points to yachiyo) is she bothering you?

Fumi: Yeah, but she's my wife so I signed up for this.

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Kaoruko: We all need to work together to find the perfect balance of letting me be a menace, but never getting mad at me.

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Karen, looking at a map: It really is a featureless, barren wasteland out there, isn’t it?

Junna: Other side, karen.

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Yuyuko: I told Rui her ears turn red when she lies and now I can tell when shes lying.

Ichie: What? How?

Yuyuko: Watch this. Hey Rui do you like Tamao?

Rui, covering her ears: N-no!

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Nana: I'm sick of covid... I miss seeing people... remember people? I remember people.

Kaoruko: Oh yea? You like people? Drop three of their albums

Nana about Hikari: weird guy who stares at you to long in public.

Nana about Maya: mean gay barista.

Nana about Junna: Friend:)

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Maya: "Ladies and Gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly puts me to sleep.

Maya: "Cowards" on the other hand is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

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Lalafin: How do you ask someone out?

Aruru: Well first you-

Misora: Don't ask her, she asked me out in a McDonalds bathroom.

Lalafin: .... And you said yes?