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Sunday, to Aventurine: Hey, just wanted to apologize for using my mystic eyes on you the other day. It was a callous disregard of your autonomy, and I just want you to know— Sorry, can you look me in the eye while I'm telling you this.

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Blade: Don't let my tits distract from the fact that I'm not ok in the head.

Kafka: Don't let the fact that I'm not ok in the head distract you from my tits.

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Silver Wolf: Oh father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast.

Silver Wolf: Thy taco come thy bell be done on dew as it is in mountain.

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Kafka: God forbid if I want to wear another persons blood all over me like an accessory.

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Cipher: Meow.

Mydei: Meow.

Cipher: Grown ass man.

Mydei: Bitch!

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Phainon: Google search "How not to feel anticipatory grief when you've already lost too many important people."

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Mydei: Death is a one-way street but that didn't stop me from committing one hell of a traffic violation.

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Aventurine: Just watched one of my cat-cakes swan dive off the cat tree and belly-slam into the edge of the coffee table. My man………I can keep you alive, but you gotta work with me here. We can do this together.

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Sunday: Venting is only annoying when I do it btw. Everyone else is innocent and free of sin.

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March 7th: [anguished scream]

Welt, sprinting in from the other room, halfway to a heart attack: WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKA-

March 7th, kneeling in front of the trash can, popsicle wrapper in hand but no popsicle in sight: [incoherent sobbing]

Welt:

Welt: Did you throw the popsicle instead of the wrapper by accide-

March 7th: AAUUUUUUGHHUHUHUHHUHHH

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[pre-canon Amphoreus]

Aglaea: Phainon can you please settle the deal (truce) with the Kremnoan prince?

Phainon: yes ma'am i will settle the deal (marriage) with the Kremnoan prince

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March 7th: Are you mad at me?

Dan Heng: No, I'm reading.

March 7th: Oh, okay. And what are you reading?

Dan Heng: Harry Potter and the Death of the Person Not Letting Me Read.

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Feixiao: Having a rough day? Just remember that an arrow can only be shot my pulling it backwards, so when life is dragging you BACK with difficulties, it means it's about to send you FORWARD to kill someone.

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Caelus: My partner doesn't use pet names nearly as much as I do, which is very funny because I will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like "Good morning, my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby, my sweetheart, my darling dearest" and he will reply "Hello Caelus."

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[Aglaea and Anaxa arguing]

Anaxa: I WANT A DIVORCE!

Aglaea: We are not even married!

Anaxa: And whose fault is that?!

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Firefly: My friend just casually dropped the fact that for most of her life, she has been able to force herself to wake up from a nightmare by just envisioning the StarCraft menu screen mid-dream and picturing herself hitting the "quit" button.

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Aglaea: Date an exceedingly intelligent man, so it's all the more satisfying when you manage to fuck him stupid.