#incorrect hsr

[stxrquotes]

Yanqing: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Yunli: I'm aware of that.

Yanqing: But then you and I had some time together.

Yunli: Uh-huh?

Yanqing: It did not get better.

[theserpentart]

boothill just couldn’t help but notice how happy argenti becomes when he receives affection from him.

[honkai-fanart]

robin: boothill isn’t answering his phone.

argenti: i’ll call.

rappa: robin and i have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

argenti, into the phone few seconds later: hello darling.

boothill, on the other end: hello.

[themilkiestbread]

Mydei, watching Anaxa lick rocks 'for alchemy': can you come collect your freak of a man please. he's doing things

Aglaea: no I set him loose on purpose

Aglaea: he needs Enrichment

[hibernatingflame]

incorrect hsr

“are you a man or a woman?”

Anaxa: a scholar

“do you go by Mr or Ms?”

Anaxa: Dr.

“what’s in your pants?”

Anaxa: better logical reasoning than what you have above your shoulders

[sh1-n0bu]

incorrect hsr quotes #3

[name], panicking, recording a video: SO I’M RUNNING FROM THE CLOUD KNIGHTS!! BUT IT’S OKAY CUZ’ I DID IT FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS!!

luofu residents: watching on intrigued as a whole battalion of cloud knights chase after some poor mortal

[name]: APPARENTLY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH THEIR GENERAL!

luofu residents: GASP! they did not-

[name]: I WAS JUST TRYNNA GET EQUAL PAY N SHIT!

meanwhile, jing yuan back at his home, covered in bites, hickies and what-nots: :33

[harmonysanreads]

Yan!Phainon : It seems like [Reader] is playing hard to get.

Yan!Phainon : Little do they know, I'm a master of being hard to get rid of.

[cloud-player]

Penacony Tales - pt. ???+1

'how did you end up with that knight?' - jealous doctor

[wesraconteur]

Inspired by true events today unfortunately. I burnt them bad.

[glouris]

[stxrquotes]

yunli text posts ft. yanqing

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[birdiehsrgi]

[honkai-fanart]

aventurine: oh no

argenti: what is it?

aventurine: an angry husband is coming towards us

argenti: mine or yours

aventurine: does it really matter?

argenti: well, if it's dr. ratio we might survive, but if it's boothill, we're totally dead

[themilkiestbread]

3.2 basically

Anaxa: quit the chrysos heirs

Castorice: why

Anaxa: join my emo band

[hibernatingflame]

incorrect hsr

pre-canon Amphoreus:

Aglaea: Phainon can you please settle the deal (truce) with the Kremnoan prince?

Phainon: yes ma’am i will settle the deal (marriage) with the Kremnoan prince

[sh1-n0bu]

incorrect hsr quotes #2

[name], visibly exhausted, downing more shots than usual: so eventually, i’m like, being nice doesn’t work. being nice gets me stalkers

dan heng, sitting in the nearest table, watching [name]: i kinda feel called out

[name], continuing on: being mean gets me crazy men who are attracted to crazy person

blade, sitting in the same table as dan heng, nodding proudly: yep. i asked them to crush my skull in the other day

[name]: and so, i’m just gonna ignore y’all now

dan heng and blade: sulks after hearing that

jing yuan, who’s been at the same table as dan heng and blade, with a smug grin: aww but pookie🥺

[name], done with their shit: and they liKE THAT TOO! LEAVE ME ALONE❗️❗️

kafka, [name]’s gossip bestie: aww but pookie, you’re living the life