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Erlich: From now on, we will be using codenames! You can address me as Eagle One.

Erlich: Gilfoyle is Been There Done That.

Erlich: Richard is Currently Doing That.

Erlich: Jared is It Happened Once in a Dream.

Erlich: Monica, codename -- If I Had to Pick a Woman.

Erlich: Dinesh is...

Erlich: Eagle Two.

Dinesh: Oh, thank God.

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I like Richard in those positions. Of leadership.

Jared Dunn

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They never invite me to parties.

Jared Dunn

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Jared: Guys I can’t keep doing this I’m not your mom.

Gilfolye: Well…

Richard: You do exhibit rather motherly behavior.

Dinesh: Yeah I mean my mom’s back in Pakistan and we are not even going to discuss Gilfoyle’s relationship with his mom.

Gilfolye: I hate that women.

Dinesh: So you are like our mom. Team mom. Team Mom! Team Mom!

Jared: I’m not the Team mom.

Everyone except Jared: Team Mom! Team Mom! Team Mom!

Jared: Elrich, why are you chanting?

Elrich: It’s a catchy chant.

Gilfoyle: Team Mo-

Jared: One more chant and no slushies after work.

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Jared to Monica at Tech Crunch: don't ever talk to me or my son again

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Jared to Monica at Tech Crunch: don't ever talk to me or my son again

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You know what’s the best weed? …..it’s when I’m weed you

Erlich Bachman at some point

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Red lips and rosy cheeks, say you'll see me again even if it's just in your wildest dreams.

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Richard Hendricks: Heavenly Father, why do you let bad things happen?

Richard Hendricks: More to the point, why do you let bad things happen to me?

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Jared Dunn: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Richard Hendricks: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Jared Dunn: They don't have any arms!

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I don't know how many Take Back the Night self-defense seminars they gave at your sorority house, but I could pretty much take out Batman with a spiral notebook and a student ID card.

Monica Hall

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There's nothing more annoying than an entitled girl in a skater dress.

Erlich Bachman

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Richard, you’re a genius. Your brain is almost as perfect as your face.

So floorforever mentioned wanting a photoset of Jared calling Richard things Leslie Knope calls Ann Perkins. So I made one.

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Why can't I stop playing Neko Atsume?

Jared Dunn

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Erlich Bachman: *Gestures towards the Incubator*

That's the trash can. Feel free to visit it anytime.

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You spent so much money on Fage yogurt, we can't afford programmers anyways.

Richard Hendricks

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Running Pied Piper is suffering.

Richard Hendricks