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henry: i just wish you’d admit when you’ve made a mistake.

ted, stirring his coffee: i actually prefer it with salt,

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TGWDLM/BF RP

My friends and I are going to be doing a GWDLM/BF Harry Potter AU rp, and are looking for some people who might be interested in joining! At the moment we don’t have Paul, Bill, Hidgens, Tom, Hannah, Wiley, or McNamara, as well as wiggle room for other minor background characters/other story characters not listed!

If you are interested, @waydownhadesclown and I both have our dms open! We will answer any questions as well in dms or via ask!

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henry: it’s day 183 of being quarantined inside. i’ve seen so many things, so many gruesome ends, and i’ve observed only one thing-

ted: *to the tune of the final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

emma: *off-key kazoo*

henry: -there is no intelligent life here.

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*ted and henry texting*

ted: agagjsgsjs

henry: what is that

ted: it’s a key smash

henry: how do i do it

ted: just press anything

henry: 7

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starkid’s black friday spoilers: without context

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paul: you just have to be yourself.

ted: be myself? paul, i have one day to win over henry’s college friends. look - how long did it take you guys to start liking me?

charlotte: couple weeks.

bill: six months.

emma: jury’s still out.

ted: see? be myself - what kind of garbage advice is that?

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emma: okay, so let’s be real. is anyone here straight? like, any one of you?

everyone:

ted: *slowly raises his hand*

henry: *slowly lowers ted’s hand*

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ted ordering a cake, probably

bakery: and what would you like the cake to say?

ted, covering the receiver with his hand: henry. do we want a talking cake

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ted: i love you

henry: *shoving a basket of laundry into teds hands* stop saying i love you to get out of chores

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henry: what are friends with benefits?

ted: oh,,,, they’re like - a special type of friends.

henry: like us?

ted: *chokes*

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ted: *gets down on one knee*

henry: oh my God. it’s finally happening

ted: *ties his shoe*

henry: *tearing up* he finally stopped wearing fucking crocs

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henry: it’s dark. i’m scared.

ted: don’t worry babe, i got this.

ted: *stomps feet and skechers light up*

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henry: babe come over

ted: i can’t i’m eating garlic bread

henry: but nobody else is home

ted: yeah but it’s the kind with the cheese on top

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henry answering the phone: hello?

ted: it’s ted.

henry: what did he do this time?

ted: wh - no, it’s me

henry: ah.

henry: what did you do this time?

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henry: when you said you were “magic in bed”, i must admit, this is not what i was expecting-

ted: is this your card?

henry: *softly* holy shit

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ted: *compliments henry, brings him coffee while he works, visits him at the lab, listens to everything henry’s passionate about, comforts him when he’s sad, smiles at him as if he’s the most beautiful thing in the universe*

henry: what? ted has a crush on me? no he doesn’t!

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ted: wow, the stars sure are beautiful tonight.

charlotte: yeah...

ted: you know who else is beautiful?

charlotte: *blushing* who?

ted: henry