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Ed: Did Lorraine just tell me she loves me for the first time? Co-Worker: Yes. Ed: And did I just do finger guns back? Co-Worker: Yes, yes you did. Co-Worker: She’s going to kill you. Ed, face palming: Not if I do first.

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*During yoga class* Instructor: “Release all the sounds trapped in your mind.” Ed: *screams*

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Lorraine: Judy, can I talk to you for a minute? Judy: Ooo! Someone is in trouble! Judy: Judy: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that. Ed: [Face palms]

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Ed: Are you crying? Lorraine: No, I‘m having an allergic reaction. Ed: To what? Lorraine: Life.

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Ed: Shh! Did everybody hear that? Do you know what that sound was? Demon: What? Ed: The sound of my patience shattering into a billion little pieces.

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Ed in the Cemetary, banging pans: LORRAINE DON’T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF YA’LL! YA’LL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF ME!!!

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Ed: Hun, how did you know I was going to propose? Lorraine: My mom hasn’t been able to look at me without crying and making “aww” noises for weeks.

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Lorraine: *stares out the window, looking pensive* Ed: She’s so beautiful, so thoughtful. I wonder what she’s thinking? Lorraine: *internally* Wed-nes-day…Whensday? Wendesday??

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Ed, to Skeptic: I’d offer you a drink, but I don’t want you to stay.

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Ed: The stars are so beautiful tonight. Do you know what else is beautiful? Lorraine: *blushing* What? Ed: You.

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Doctor: Well, it looks like the knife missed your femoral artery. Ed: That’s good! Judy: No! You had a knife inside of you! That’s the opposite of good! Lorraine: *Trying not to faint*

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Ed: [carves 'E + L’ into a tree] Lorraine: What a nerd. Lorraine: [adds ‘4ever’]

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Drew: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth? Lorraine: You‘re a hazard to yourself. Ed: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Young Ed: I’ve only said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Lorraine and this one person in a store that I mistook for Lorraine.

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Lorraine, to Ed: Would you like to stay for dinner? Helen, from another room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!?

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Fanfic idea: Ed teaches Judy how to slow dance in preparation for the latter’s upcoming prom and after Judy accidentally trips over Winston, a training montage ensues set to Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now” and Drew is the one filming this montage with his camera.

10000% and Lorraine comes in from another room and like leans on the door watching (like she did when he sang in Conjuring 2). Drew sets the camera down to keep it filming and flourishingly offers his hand to Liorraine all dramatic-like. Lorriane hestitates for a second and then rolls her eyes with a smmirk, reaching out to grab his hand with a laugh. There's is less of a slow dance more of a swing with laughter. After a bit Ed goes to cut in. They get l.os tin the dance and Judy/Drew go and change the record so it's more of a upbeat moment so they all can dance.

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Young Lorraine: You’ll have to entertain me before my mom arrives. Okay, now dance, burger boy!

Young Ed, standing still: Will you marry me?

Young Lorraine: What?

Young Ed: I was looking for something to get you to shut up.