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Beck: What's it like living with Willow?

Robert: It's like living with a TV that's always playing Little House on the Prairie. Only with more champagne and pastries.

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Robert Henstridge : I recognize that the parliament has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve decided to shut down the parliament.

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Robert: I really think the only reason you and I always fight is that, since we were little kids, Mother’s always played us off each other.

Liam: Mum always said that was your fault.

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I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself yet still think I'm better than everyone else.

Robert Henstridge

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Helena: Well, it’s not often you get to confront your greatest failure face-to-face.

Liam: Good to see you too, Mum.

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Robert: Okay, the palace is burning down, and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose?

Willow: Well, that’s not fair. The cake doesn’t have legs.

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I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was kind of indescribable, really. I felt like I was floating. It turns out that there wasn't any marijuana in it, it was just an insanely good brownie.

Willow

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Robert: You like me? You like my personality?

Willow: I was surprised, too.

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Eleanor : Can I tell you a secret?

Willow : I wouldn’t recommend it, no.

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Robert: you have nice hands 

Willow: *confused* ummmm thanks 

Robert: i bet they’d look even better wrapped around my- 

Simon’s ghost: WRAPPED AROUND MY BIBLE! YES, FATHER, SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT! AMEN!

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Robert: You’re like a cloud 

 Cyrus: What? 

Robert: When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

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Robert: You’re kind like Rapunzel 

Liam: What? 

Robert: But instead of letting down your hair you just let down everyone in your life

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Robert : Willow, you are like an angel with no wings

Willow : So.. Like a person.

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My family loves me, they just don’t care about my general happiness or self-esteem.

Robert Henstridge

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Robert: [playing chess] Once the queen is dead, the king is useless.

Willow: What’s that about?

Robert: I don’t know. Maybe he’s too depressed to fight. He really loved                      her, you know.

Willow: Yeah, I can see that.

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I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to because then there's more room for me on the low road.

Cyrus, probably