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Nynaeve: I need to get some air

Moiraine: There’s air in here

Nynaeve: I DON’T WANT YOUR AIR

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Lanfear: Is this about me?

Graendal: No.

Lanfear: Then I've lost interest.

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Egwene: I'm in love with Gawyn.

Siuan: Gawyn, the boy who helped Elaida, believes in Fake News about the Dragon Reborn and thinks he knows better for you no matter what?

Egwene: Yes. Thoughts?

Siuan: And prayers.

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Mat: What's that look for?

Talmanes: You’re in my seat

Mat: Well I’m not moving, so either stop being a little bitch about it and get another seat or sit on my lap

Talmanes: What?!

Mat: You heard me. I don’t care what you choose, but hurry it up, we don’t have all day

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Elayne: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don't want any judgement or criticism.

Nynaeve: And you came to me?

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Nynaeve: *Locks Mat in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Mat: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Nynaeve: If it's a concussion, you have to keep Mat conscious, okay? Ask him questions.

Rand: What's seven times seven?

Nynaeve: Stuff he knows!

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Mat: I know we’ll be cool parents and all, but what childhood trauma do you think our kids will go through?

Talmanes: it’s 4 AM Mat.

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Elayne: I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT

Elayne: but now everything's weird because I don't know if she's straight or not, is our friendship ruined?

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Nynaeve: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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Elayne: Is four a lot?

Min: Depends on the context. Coins? No. Murders? Yes.

Aviendha: Only four murders? Wouldn’t say so.

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Lan: you're violent

Nynaeve: yeah, but I’m short so it’s adorable

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Moiraine: Rand...

Rand: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

Moiraine: Oh, Light, why me?

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Rand: The opposite of 'pro' is 'con'

Perrin: The opposite of 'progress' is 'congress'

Mat: And the opposite of constitution is-

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Mat: I'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe fall, I don't want it to be too cold though.

Talmanes: Wedding?

Mat: SO THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT! Would you marry me?

Talmanes:

Talmanes: How do you FORGET to do that?

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Nynaeve: *Fast forwards all the way through a movie*

Elayne: You can't just skip to the happy ending.

Nynaeve: I don't have time for other people's problems.

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Verin: Law of attraction requires you to believe. That's all you need. Just believe. It's that simple.

Rand: I believe you should leave me alone.