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Faust: You know archaic Latin?

Auron: I got bored with classical Latin.

Alphonse: You know normal Latin?

Auron: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.

Charlie: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Auron: You don't know everything about me. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

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Charlie: Hey Casper, it's nice to be back in the city!

Casper: I want you.

Charlie:

Charlie: w h a t

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Auron: Sorry it took me so long to get you out of jail.

Charlie: No, it’s my fault. I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to play a prank on Zeb.

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Seth: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Alphonse, crying: It’s not a joke I’m a legit snack

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Faust, planning a party

Faust: I would say I out did myself

Faust: But I'm always this good

Faust: I simply did myself

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Bittersweet trio lost in that abandoned haunted house

Boo: Are we lost?

Alphonse: I am.... lost in those eyes baby *wink*

Seth shaking his head: Al we been going in a circle for 3 hours quit flirting.

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Angel, showing a meal they would eat before Lucien came: This is my meal I call it girl dinner!

Lucien: Angel that is....not even considered a meal sit down I'm going to make a full course meal for you-

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Auron, giving driving lessons: Now Faust, are you familiar with the gearshift?

Faust: You mean the PRNDL?

Auron: ... I'm sorry, what?

Faust, rolling eyes: The PRNDL.

Auron: You mean the the gear shift that's labeled P, R, N, D, L?

Faust: I'm not stupid. I know how to spell PRNDL.

Auron: (sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose, then speaks softly) It stands for "park, reverse, neutral, drive, and low.

Faust, indignantly: I don't get all of this technical talk. Why can't you just teach me to drive?!

Auron, about to lose his shit: STRESSED, are we? Maybe we should just RELAX. We'll turn on the RADIO! Would you like AAAAAAM or FMMMMMM?!

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*Alphonse and Seth in the town jail*

Seth: Who should we call?

Alphonse: I want to say Boo, but I feel safer here

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Boo: You smell lime shit

Derek: And I pride myself on that

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Jesse: Sugar, will you do me the honor of becoming my child-in-law

Seth: Did you just propose to them for me?

Jesse: Well, someone had to!

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Listener: What's something you guys are better at than Seth?

Charlie: Mario Kart

Finn: Surprisingly yea, video games

Alphonse: Emotional vulnerability

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Listener, about y!finn: Yeah he has no morales, but he has long hair

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Are you twelve?: Auron, Faust, Finn, Charlie, Echo

Yea, out of ten: Alphonse, Faust, Seth, Lucien

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Derek: Why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?

Listener: We don't do anything with dignity.

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Faust: No offense, but I'd kill you right now for some tacos

Lucien: I respect that

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Listener: *sneezes*

Seth: I love you

Listener: Don't you mean "Bless you"?

Seth: Did I fuckin stutter