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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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yujin: greetings, paternal figure.
jiwoong, not looking up from his coffee: good morning, problem child.
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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ricky: gyuvin please shut up and come to bed !
gyuvin, dressed up as a magician and looking in a magic sphere in the middle of the living room: are my prophetic visions a joke to you?
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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matthew: I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO
hanbin: what did you do?
zhang hao: he said “thank you” after jiwoong told him he loves him
matthew, screaming in a pillow: AUHGJGSHHUHAAAAYUUUHHH
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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Gunwook: small animals are more vicious than larger ones
Gunwook: it's because they have less room to bottle up their anger
Jiwoong: give me one example
Gunwook: wasps
Ricky: spiders
Gyuvin: Taerae
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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Ricky, looking through his closet: hey, what should I change into?
Gyuvin, from across the hall and beyond two doors: a better person.
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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Matthew: Taerae, please no. I love you
Taerae: I'm sorry, I have to
Matthew: please Taerae, I'm begging you
Matthew: after all we've been through together?
Taerae: I'm sorry
Taerae: *places a 4+ card*
Taerae: uno.
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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Matthew: Taerae, please no. I love you
Taerae: I'm sorry, I have to
Matthew: please Taerae, I'm begging you
Matthew: after all we've been through together?
Taerae: I'm sorry
Taerae: *places a 4+ card*
Taerae: uno.
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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Taerae: guys, i need to set a password for my account but i don’t know what to put
Yujin: hyung! try with your name!
Taerae: *types taerae*
the phone: your password is too short
Gyuvin, sitting beside him: OH-
Taerae: DON’T YOU EVEN TRY SAYING ANYTHING
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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Matthew: Jiwoong hyung, I don't think we can enter this bar
Jiwoong: why?
Matthew: because it says 18+ only allowed and there's only 2 of us
Jiwoong: you dumb bitch
Jiwoong: just invite more people
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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gyuvin: look at this!
gyuvin: *spins around*
gyuvin: *falls down*
gyuvin: *struggles to get up*
the rest of zb1: …
ricky: I still think we should try putting him in rice to see if it fixes him
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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gyuvin: look at this!
gyuvin: *spins around*
gyuvin: *falls down*
gyuvin: *struggles to get up*
the rest of zb1: …
ricky: I still think we should try putting him in rice to see if it fixes him
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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zhanghao: you need to grow up!
gyuvin:
zhanghao: say something!
gyuvin:
gyuvin: *swallows*
gyuvin: it’s hard to talk with 45 gummy bears in your mouth !
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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gyuvin, on the phone: hey ricky, can I borrow 5000 bucks?
ricky, putting his phone on speaker: why the hell do you need 5000 bucks?
gyuvin: for an escape room.
ricky: what kind of escape room costs 5000 bucks?
gyuvin:
gyuvin: jail.
hanbin, screaming from across the room: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
gyuvin: …
gyuvin: nothing legal.
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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Ricky and Gunwook, watching Gyuvin from a distance:
Gunwook: that's the guy i have a crush on
Gunwook: thoughts?
Ricky: …
Ricky: And prayers.
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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gyuvin, on the phone: hey ricky, can I borrow 5000 bucks?
ricky, putting his phone on speaker: why the hell do you need 5000 bucks?
gyuvin: for an escape room.
ricky: what kind of escape room costs 5000 bucks?
gyuvin:
gyuvin: jail.
hanbin, screaming from across the room: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
gyuvin: …
gyuvin: nothing legal.
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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ricky: there are three ways to do things
ricky: the good way, the wrong way, and the gyuvin way.
yujin: isn't that just the wrong way?
ricky: yes, but faster.
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incorrectzbone · 2 years ago
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gunwook, walking up to ricky: hey there, you're looking very...
gunwook: *takes off glasses seductively* blurry
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