#— matthew 🖇️🫧

[incorrectzbone]

matthew: I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO

hanbin: what did you do?

zhang hao: he said “thank you” after jiwoong told him he loves him

matthew, screaming in a pillow: AUHGJGSHHUHAAAAYUUUHHH

[incorrectzbone]

[zb1 playing scrabble]

yujin: i will put down my 'a' to make ‘a’

taerae: i will add onto your 'a' to make 'an'

hanbin: i will add onto your 'an' to make 'and'

gunwook: i will add onto your 'and' to make ‘submandibular’

matthew: *flips the board*

[incorrectzbone]

Matthew: Taerae, please no. I love you

Taerae: I'm sorry, I have to

Matthew: please Taerae, I'm begging you

Matthew: after all we've been through together?

Taerae: I'm sorry

Taerae: *places a 4+ card*

Taerae: uno.

[incorrectzbone]

ZB1 AS RANDOM MEMES

JIWOONG

ZHANG HAO

HANBIN (he’s the pizza hut guy)

MATTHEW

rest of the members under the cut 🖇️🫧

TAERAE

RICKY

GYUVIN

GUNWOOK

YUJIN

[incorrectzbone]

hanbin: i just got the news that our neighbour passed away

taerae: who, Ray?

matthew: I don’t think cheering is appropriate, Taerae.

[incorrectzbone]

matthew: how long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

gunwook: I think-

taerae: seventy-two hours

gunwook: how do you know?

taerae: there's a clown behind you.

[incorrectzbone]

taerae: I am a loser

matthew: with a dollar sign? or something happend?

[incorrectzbone]

[zb1s group chat]

jiwoong: i had a crush on someone once and i didn't know how to handle it so i filled their car with heart shaped confetti

matthew: ... wait

matthew: THAT…

jiwoong: shit

matthew: THAT HAPPENED TO ME AS WELL !!!

matthew: i still don’t know who it was though :(

jiwoong: i was gonna kill whoever added you back to the gc but nevermind

[incorrectzbone]

Matthew: Jiwoong hyung, I don't think we can enter this bar

Jiwoong: why?

Matthew: because it says 18+ only allowed and there's only 2 of us

Jiwoong: you dumb bitch

Jiwoong: just invite more people

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ZB1 AS TEXT MESSAGES (pt. 1)

this post plays as a collaboration between me and the amazing, lovely @partiallyderived , without whom I could never have brought you guys something like this! Thank you so much for your pearls of wisdom and the patience with which you waited for me to remember to publish this post 😭💖

check under the cut !

JIWOONG and MATTHEW

HANBIN after performing

YUJIN

ZB1 WITH GYUVIN

GUNWOOK the nerd

GYUVIN AND MATTHEW babysitting baby yujin

JIWOONG and his dad jokes

MATTHEW if he didn’t make it into the final line up

RICKY

[incorrectzbone]

matthew:

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR

I SPILLED IT

ALL OVER MY CAR

BEES ARE

INSIDE OF MY CAR

THEY COULD KILL ME

I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES

hanbin: OH MY GOD ???

[incorrectzbone]

taerae: Have I ever told you you cook well?

matthew: Aw, no, you haven't

taerae: Then why the hell do you keep cooking?

[incorrectzbone]

taerae: matthew, can i have a word?

matthew: sure! refrigerator

taerae:

taerae: i meant that i need to talk to you

[incorrectzbone]

matthew: remember my speech in french during the star level test?

matthew: the truth is, if you say anything in french it becomes automatically sexy, fancy, and poetic.

taerae: baguette

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jiwoong: it’s friday night.

jiwoong: time to become gin-derella.

matthew: you mean cinderella.

jiwoong: *sipping his gin* do i matthew?

jiwoong: do i?

[incorrectzbone]

matthew: how do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

ricky: hyung, it's four in the morning.

matthew: so.. you can't sleep, huh?

matthew: is it... is it because of the blanket?