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*At the Park*

Random Mother: Which ones are yours?

Chief Bogo: Those two -points at Nick and Judy tearing up the park for clues-

Random Mother: Oh Bless your soul...

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Judy: What could be better than serving up smiles?

Nick: Being dead or anything else.

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*at Judy’s apartment, Nick is taking care of her while she’s sick* *her phone rings, it’s her parents*

Nick: Hello. This is Nicholas Wilde.

Nick: Yes, Judy is playing swords- sorry, playing with swords.

Nick: She is bleeding.

Nick: Oh no, she is dead.

Nick: Don’t call again.

Nick: *hangs up*

Nick: Sorry I panicked.

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Chief Bogo: * looking at Finnick* Are we really going to keep that thing?

Judy: We kept Nick.

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Nick: Woah. We made it?

Judy: I carried you while you took a nap.

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Bogo: Hopps, Wilde, wait here. I don’t want to give this buffalo a heart attack.

Nick: Awww! He’s embarrassed of us!

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Nick: *hits a tranquilized mammal*

Judy: Nick…. come on.

Nick: What? I saw him move!

Nick: *hits him again* See? He flinched.

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Bellwether: Have a good day, midgets!

Mrs. Otterton: *punches Bellwether*

Mr. Otterton: ….

Mrs. Otterton: What? She had a mouth.

Mr. Otterton: *chuckles* That’s my girl.

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Weaselton: *gets arrested* What’s going on, here? One minute, I’m playing mahjong with my mom, then this red streak hits me out of nowhere!

Judy: Shut up! You were caught robbing an appliance store!

Weaselton: I was not!

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You might wanna work on your “team motivation” thingy. Ever heard of Phil Jackson? He’s like the gold standard. Triangle, bro! Study!

Nick Wilde to Chief Bogo

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Finnick, if someone kills me, I want you to kill him……. and I want you to go clear my browsing history.

Nick Wilde

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Judy: We got a perp inside there, that’s been giving us the old silent Mar-shell Marceau treatment. So we’re going to do a little we call “Good Cop, Fox Cop”. I’m going to go in there first, soften him up, work him…

Nick: “Good Cop, Fox Cop”?

Judy: Yeah, Good Cop, Fox Cop. I go in first, you go in second. You know the deal, I soften him up, you finish the deal.

Nick: That’s not the deal! It’s Good Cop, Bad Cop.

Judy: Well, whatever! I don’t want to argue semantics, OK. Good Cop, Fox Cop, Bad Cop, Fox Cop, same thing, OK?

Nick: No, not the same thing! It’s Good Cop, Bad Cop! And just because I’m a fox, doesn’t mean I’m bad.

Judy: Don’t get all self righteous at me!

Nick: I’m not getting self righteous! It’s Good Cop, Bad Cop! Good Cop! Bad Cop! GOOD COP! BAD COP!

Judy: I got it! You don’t have to say it so much, I’m not a puppet!

Nick: No you don’t get it! We’ve been working on the force for how many years and you don’t know what Good Cop, Fox Cop means?

Judy: I get it!

Nick: You don’t get it!

Judy: I do get it!

Nick: How about “Good Cop, Ridiculously Cute Cop”?

Judy: Oh you had to bring the C word up, huh? Well how about Good Cop, Mates With Anything That Moves Cop?

Nick: Oh, How about Good Cop, You Can’t Get Nothin’ Cop!?

Judy: Oh yeah?! *tackles Nick and the two start fighting. Completely unaware of the perp making his escape.* Let Loose!

Nick: *has Judy pinned down in a choke hold* No! No! This is it! This! Is! It!

Judy: *choking* Let go!

Nick: Want me to let go? Say it! Say Good Cop, Bad Cop!

Judy: Good Cop…

Nick: Say it! Say It!

Judy: Good Cop, Bad Cop….

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[Judy and Nick are chased through a scrap yard]

Judy: [throws piece of scrap at pursuers, hits Nick’s face instead]

Judy: “Oh, sorry!”

Nick: “It’s my fault.  My face shouldn’t have been there.”

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[Gideon visits Judy’s office]

Nick: “Come here often?”

Gideon: “Oh, hi.  Uh, sorry.  Who are you?”

Nick: “Nick Wilde.”

Gideon: “Gideon Grey.”

Nick: “Ah, I’ve heard horrible things about you.”

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[In a multiplayer game]

Judy: “I’m being attacked!”

Nick: “Don’t worry, I’ll help you!”

[Starts attacking indiscriminately]

Nick: “Darn it, how do I…”

[Kills Judy]

Nick: “Oops.”

Clawhauser: “Nick, you just murdered Judy!”

Nick: “Well, it’s better than doing nothing!”

Flash: “That’s.  Debatable.”

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[Clawhauser drives an ATV through the ZPD lobby]

Clawhauser: “Good news guys, I spent all my money!”

Judy: “Clawhauser!  You can’t drive that in here!”

Clawhauser:  “Yeah I can, it’s all terrain, dummy!”

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Nick: “I’m just nervous, I’ve never seen a dead body before.”

Finnick: “I have.  Some were my fault.”