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[timdrakesbussy]

[batfamgalore]

*Dick after running away and trying to prove himself to Bruce*

Bruce: I like you, Dick. You remind me of myself at your age.

Dick: I deserve that.

[mlb5hs25]

Movie!Gabriel: I can excuse domestic terrorism but I draw the line at hurting my son.

Betterfly: You can excuse domestic terrorism?

[wildlyincorrect]

Elphaba: You’re cute, but selfish and narcissistic to the point of near-delusion.

Glinda, watching Elphaba walk away: She called me cute 🥹

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Grindelwald: You're gay, right? ...I mean, like, openly gay? Dumbledore: Uh, I'm not "openly" anything, and "gay" doesn't begin to cover it.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha: Lilia, I think you should play the role of my mother.

Lilia: I don’t want to be your mother.

Agatha: That’s perfect. You already know your lines.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bob: No, no, it's fine, it's fine. It's just a little nosebleed. I get 'em when it's dry and when my face gets punched.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Lady Danbury: Your majesty, may I ask you something about Brimsley…

Queen Charlotte: Yes Danbury, I still do not know if Brimsley is his first or his last name.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: I don’t want to be anything like my uncle. He held the longest grudges. Karai: I’ll always hate him for that.

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Gerrard: you don’t see me saying anything crazy about Buckley and Diaz’s weird little relationship

Buck and Eddie: *in unison* they’re just jealous

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Crow!Rook: Viago, I think you should play the role of my father. Viago: I don't want to be your father. Crow!Rook: That's perfect! You already know your lines.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 75

Jason, on a truth serum: I love butt stuff. I hate spiders. I stole a pen from the bank. I cried to About A Boy the soundtrack.

Jason: I can see why women find Roy Harper attractive to the point where I might just as well be attracted to him.

Jason: I use comparisons to Hitler to win arguments on the internet at the drop of a hat.

Jason: I know nothing about wine. I'm more attracted to women in pajamas than lingerie- I just wanna know they feel comfortable.

Jason: I didn't get Inception. *cries* I didn't get Inception.

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Hey, how was the date! Stiles: Never doing that again. I thought he'd be cool since he was in-the-know, but he turned out to be super anti-werewolf. Scott: That's so sad. I'll give Stiles a shoulder to cry on, and Boyd, Erica, you two go find that dude's apartment and put a dead fish in his air vents. Boyd: What? Erica: Got it.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Hey, you sneeze like a girl, Potter

Harry: And how about I pound you like a boy—nope, that didn’t come out right

[i-only-see-daylight]

Dorian: Rowan, I think you should play the role of my father.

Rowan: I don't want to be your father.

Dorian: That's perfect. You already know your lines.