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Zuko: *kisses Suki’s neck*

Suki: What is this? What are you doing?

Zuko: Affection

Suki: Disgusting

Suki:

Suki: Do it again.

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Suki: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Zuko, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should’ve tried not being poor.

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Suki: We both look so hot tonight. Zuko: You know, if you'd just said that I looked hot, I would have said, "So do you." Suki: I couldn't take that chance.

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Suki: My husband and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other.

Zuko: We’ve been awake since Friday.

Suki: WELL IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

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I’m curious, what do you love about zuki?❤️

idk they’re just really cute to me and have a great dynamic and chemistry, especially in the comics (one of the only good things about the comics). Plus the whole ‘royal/bodyguard’ trope is so just *chefs kiss* and I think Zuko’s relationship with Mai is pretty toxic and he deserves someone who’s good to him so ye

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Aang: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Aang: Cause you’re an angel

Katara, blushing: Come on

Zuko, taking notes: Suki, did it hurt-

Suki: Yes

Zuko: You didn’t even let me finish-

Suki: Everything hurts

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Zuko: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me.

Suki: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu

Zuko: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?

Suki: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH

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Suki: Talk dirty to me~

Zuko: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at an all-time high.

Suki: W-wha-

Zuko: The economy is in shambles.

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Suki: That's a pothole. To the left!

Zuko: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Suki: Cha Cha real smooth.

Suki: *dances*

Zuko: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Azula: Please just take me home.

Zuko: Country Roads.

Suki: To the place.

Zuko and Suki in unison: I belong!

Azula: 

Azula: You need to break up.

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Suki: This date is boring as shit!

Zuko: This isn’t a date. I have a doctor’s appointment.

Suki: Then why did you invite me?

Zuko: I didn’t. I specifically said ‘don’t come with me’ then you said ‘fuck you, I'll do what I want.’

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Zuko: Hey Suki, can you tell me the opposite of these words?

Zuko: Always, coming, from, take, me, down.

Suki: Never, going, to, give, you-

Suki: the fucking satisfaction.

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Suki: Zuko, can you buy this for me?

Zuko: Sure thing, Sukes!

Azula: She—you can’t just pay for her!

Zuko: Of course I can! I’m her boyfriend! I can get her whatever in the world she wants!

Azula: …not when we’re playing Monopoly!

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[texting]

Sokka: Zuko, where are u and Suki? Katara’s getting angry that ur late!

Zuko: We’re fucking

Zuko: *coming dw [not sent]

Zuko: *tell her to calm down [not sent]

Sokka: TMI, don’t u think? But hey, I get it. I’ll tell Toph, we’ll distract Aang and Katara to let u 2 lovebirds finish ;)

Zuko: NOOOOOOO [not sent]

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Zuko, admiring a sleeping Suki: You’re so cute. Suki, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Zuko, lovingly: I know.

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Zuko: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me. Suki: But they said not to touch the masterpieces. Zuko: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall. Azula, on a walkie talkie: This is Azula, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Suki: Zuko kissed me! Aang: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Suki: It was unbelievable! Aang: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Katara: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Aang, get the wine and unplug the phone. Suki, does this end well or do we need tissues? Suki: Oh, it ended very well. Aang: Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Katara: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Suki: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Aang: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? Suki: First he started out on my waist and then he slid up and then they were in my hair. Aang and Katara: Ohhh. *meanwhile* Zuki eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed her. Sokka: Tongue? Zuko: Yeah. Toph: Cool.

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Aang: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Sokka: I sleep with a knife. Zuko: Both of you are pathetic. Sokka: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Zuko: Suki.