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Psyscio: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Psyzel: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Acel?

Acel: Probably “road work ahead”.

Polaris: I speak many languages, and this is none of them

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Polaris: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Alice: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Azazel, Azeal, Azalea, Azeal: We were personally created in a lab.

Psyzel, Acel, Argos: We just straight up spawned lol.

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Eris, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Anna: Morning luv.

Simon: Hi.

Marissa: Hello.

Abyss: Hey!

Eris: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Azazel: We were out of Doritos.

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Lapiz: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Psyzel: Rude.

Alice: That’s fair.

Reila: Not again.

Psyscio: Are you going to want this back?

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Marissa: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Reila: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Layla: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Simon: I’m in love with you.

Jason: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Simon: I know.

Jason: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Psyscio: Where's Azazel, Azalea, and Azeal?

Azrael: They're playing hide and seek.

Psyscio: Where?

Azrael: I don't think you get how this game works.

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GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY (Acel): Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

You can't have too many knives!(Psyscio): This knife is actually a magic wand.

DEATH POTION? ITS POISON! (Alice): Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

I need more coffee (Polaris): *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Im a barbie girl (Eris): What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Polaris: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Lapiz: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Reila: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Simon: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Psyscio: My moral code, is that you?

Polaris:

Polaris: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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*Anything mildly threatening near Harley and Lapiz even breathes the wrong way around them*

Lapiz holding Harley's hand: You really put aside everything and came all this way for us? How did you even get here so fast?

Polaris: Several traffic violations.

Psyscio: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Simon: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Psyzel: Also, that’s not our car

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Azazel: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Daniel: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Simon: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Jason: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Simon: That one. I want that one.

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Acel: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Psyzel: Nope, absolutely not.

Psyscio: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Argos: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Reila: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Alice: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Azazel: Daniel and I don’t use pet names.

Psyscio: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Azazel: Honey?

Daniel: Yes, dear?

Azazel: Mom-

Psyscio: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Azazel: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Polaris?

Polaris: … No.

Simon: I do!

Azazel: I know, Simon.

Simon: I’m sad!

Azazel: I know, Simon.

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Anna: It’s dark in here

Alice: Don’t worry dude I got this

Alice: *Stomps her feet*

Alice: *Skechers light up*

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Psyscio: This is a mistake

Simon, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Psyscio: But not today

Simon, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess