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The Devil's Garden 🌹 🩸 will he paint them red?

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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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the worst part about cardio is the laundry

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There are so many stories of people (mostly americans) who can't read a 24h clock...

And then there's me, who grew up with 24h and analog clocks and didn't figure the a.m./p.m. thing out until I had latin and my teacher explained that it means before noon (ante meridiem) and after noon (post meridiem).

...I was 14 years old

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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you know shit went down when it’s three ex buzzfeed employees apologizing on a couch

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the ex buzzfeed employee to 3 sad looking guys on a grey couch pipeline is absolutely hysterical

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This picture has never been more relevant than right now

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ex buzzfeed employees love sitting in threes on couches for their apology videos it's good enrichment for them

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