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🪽 Благие знамения, Good Omens

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Кекс с лимонной цедрой

— Ну всё. Съел. Хотел один кусочек, а остался только бумажный край.

Великолепно.

Ты бы, конечно, сказал: “Азирафель, ну ты же знал, чем закончится.”

И, знаешь, я бы сказал, что не знал.

А потом — кивнул бы.

Потому что да. Знал.

Как и с тобой.

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Lemon Zest Cake

— That’s it. Ate it. Meant to have just one bite, and now only the paper bottom is left. Brilliant. You’d have said, “Aziraphale, you knew exactly how this would end.” And, you know, I’d have said I didn’t. Then nodded. Because yes. I knew. Just like with you.

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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Little pride thing 😊 - bonus below -

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Good Omens Fancomic Tartan and Starlight! Part 1

I ran this in May 2020, and it’s now collected up.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? 📍

This electronic music box is not technically a new piece, but a rework of an old one!

When I first made this in 2023 I had no laser machine, and had only just started doing more elaborate art pieces. The woodwork was rough, the details/designs were made of cardstock, and the internal electronics were a total mess. You couldn’t even play the music at the same time as the rotating dancers 😬 I’ve come a long way since then!

I remade the entire base from scratch, out of engraved wood this time, and redesigned all the electronics. I’ve also re-done the halos, changed the center rotating rod from acrylic to brass, and tidied up a lot of misc internal things, with the end result being a piece that is much sturdier, cleaner, and works much more smoothly. And WHY spend hours doing this, you ask?

Well, I had intended to gift this to a certain unnamed person back then, but for once in my life my ADHD time blindness came in clutch and I never got around to sending it out. I was embarrassed at the time, but what a relief now! So I’m happy to say that this cleaned up piece will be up for auction at The Ineffable Con in August to benefit Alzheimer’s research, in honor of Terry Pratchett.

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Fanbinding(ish): Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

(More photos below the cut, and I'll add the rest in another reblog.)

I had the idea for this four years ago. I actively started on the typeset about two years ago. I finished the typeset in about two weeks before the NG news broke--in fact I'd sent him an ask on tumblr just before he left, asking him if there's an explanation for Good Omens's inconsistent dropcaps. Maybe I'll ask the publisher.

Anyway! I almost didn't keep going, but I'd already put an insane amount of hours into the typeset, and also, fuck it. So I did it mostly for me, but also for Terry Pratchett, and also for the vine.

For those who aren't familiar, a red-letter Bible is one where everything Jesus says is in red. I thought it would be funny to do one where everything the antichrist says is in red--and then I also thought it would be funny to do pull-out quotes like my Catholic Youth Bible had, and then I thought, why stop there, and that's when things started to get weird. Trying to get the text to line up coherently around the trees and the mountains especially was delicate--and of course if I changed something on the page before it would throw everything out of whack.

The cover was inspired by those giant Bibles with covers that are an inch thick with a cross or something like that debossed in the middle. The text wasn't long enough to make it that thick, but it's two layers of thin board glued together. Leather on top, and then I used a foil quill to do most of the design--anything that's a circle is a brass stamp.

I make the design on Illustrator, and then had the cricut trace it onto the foil with a sharpie. I found that a lot more effective than printing it out and trying to do the foil quill through the paper stencil. I'll let you try and guess what shape I used instead of a cross, and will put the answer under the cut.

Doing gold page edges was a bitch and a half; I sanded off attempts about a dozen times. Fake gold was a bust; so was heat activated foil. I ended up doing one layer of acrylic paint and about five layers of gold acrylic.

And because I got this a lot about My Immortal: no, I'm not going to share the typeset. Even before Everything, I feel fine justifying this because I own the paperback, the deluxe edition hardback, the DVD, the script book, and the coffee table book. But I'm not actually into book piracy. (Unless you are the Terry Pratchett estate, in which case, sharing is caring.)

I'll do another reblog with the rest of the interior images.

(And for those who were looking for it: the cover is, of course, the dread symbol Odegra/the M25 motorway.)

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feeling nostalgia for 2019 (imagine being such a bad person you bungle the greatest love story ever invented........) anyway, i saw a gifset of Maurice go by and got inspired plus needed a little break from the cartoony style

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body swap doodles

was anybody else turned on by that lil aziraphale-crowley nose wink he did in dat bath…. hhhhhhhh

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You’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling. ✨

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Rating: G

Wordcount: 3,918

Summary:

Crowley saw how other crows acted when they were interested in someone—the way they competitively puffed and strutted and became prone to sudden bouts of wistful metaphor—and wondered how they didn’t get bored. If Crowley was gonna pick someone to spend the foreseeable future with, he’d want it to be someone he could talk to.

Like…well, like Aziraphale.

Well, Crowley supposed he was already going to be spending the foreseeable future with Aziraphale. But that didn’t really count when neither of them had any choice in the matter.

Finally updating my Prometheus AU again after almost a year!

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Season 1 in a nutshell.

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