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WHERE IS THE PEACE WE WERE PROMISED??!!? WHERE?!?!?

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superheroes + mirror shots

BONUS: 

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Have a great new year y’all!

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I have two brain cells and I only use them to find ways in which classic literature is gay.

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Okay, so

In The Outsiders, Ponyboy says that Greasers listen to Elvis and Soc’s listen to The Beatles. Since real music of the time exsisted in the book, it’s safe to say that Queen came to be popular during the gang’s lifetime. And we all know Crowley’s Bentley only plays Queen. So by connecting these dots, we can assume the Greasers, Crowley and Aziraphale exist in the same universe. In this essay i will-

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*makes lists of future reading challenges instead of actually reading my books*

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Hogwarts houses at paintball

Hufflepuff: works together to target one person at a time, makes sure they’re not too close, wins

Gryffindor: shoots ppl even when they’re hit, no strategy

Ravenclaw: enchants the paint to chase and hit all of their targets

Slytherin: shoots point blank at anyone, even other Slytherins

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And later in like 2019 give or take 50 years, Merlin comes across Crowley in the bookstore and is like YOU. YOURE THE ONE WHO CLOSED DOWN THE TRADE ROUTES SO NO ONE COULD FIND A GOOD WINE FOR YEARS.

And Aziraphale stares at Crowley like 😧 but you love wine.

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That’s it, that’s the show.

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i’m really into the idea that crowley can’t handle compliments and aziraphale just. wrecks him on purpose.

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a collection of Moods™

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Young Man

Soon the whole world will end

I said Young Man

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I am a simple woman. I see an evil fictional man who shows the slightest hint of being a decent person and I go wild

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i spent my one god given big brain moment thinking about snake crowley But Tiny

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listen, it is all fun and good to imagine a demon being sinuous and seductive and even vaguely cool

but please imagine: one time aziraphale took off his coat and rolled up his sleeves, and just catching that glimpse of wrist and forearm nearly gave crowley the fucking vapors like a heroine in a gothic novel

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Hogwarts houses in an escape the room

Hufflepuff: works together, everyone has an equal part in the solving, no one is left out Gryffindor: all going crazy trying to find the most important clue and being the biggest help Ravenclaw: has done SO many of these before they know exactly what they’re doing or the opposite Slytherin: adamant on finding the clues the fastest and getting out first, annoyed if they’re not

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Can you maybe draw Aziraphale giving Crowley a soft kiss and then Crowley pudding into a snake because he’s embarrassed?

crowley.exe.error