ineffablecabbage
ineffablecabbage
John Truman Carter III's Defense Attorney
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Violently drafted into the Frank Langdon defense squad because of The Pitt fandom's terrible opinions on addiction. Please never assume I'm straight no matter how much I thirst over Noah Wyle's dick and/or beard.
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ineffablecabbage · 10 hours ago
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ineffablecabbage · 15 hours ago
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Me, while watching season 2 of 911: I don't like Sal.
Me, having to read 666666 posts about how terrible Sal and Tommy are while watching everyone (except Buck) in the main cast be a complete dickwad during season 3: You know what, never mind, I like Sal now.
Me now, having read homophobic posts about how Tommy doesn't clean his ass: You know what, it's time to put Sal into a timeloop to fix some things so Buck can get back eating and/or fucking Tommy's ass.
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ineffablecabbage · 17 hours ago
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✨ love your fandom asks ✨ 
Saw the opposite of this floating around and thought the reverse might be fun.
list 3 positive things about your current fandom(s)
a headcanon you weren't sure about at first but have come to like!
a character that fandom has helped you appreciate
say something nice about a ship you don't ship (it can be another ship in your fandom, a mutual's OTP, etc)
something you see in fics a lot and love
something you see in art a lot and love
your favorite tropes to read/write/draw
you hope more people will come to appreciate ___ (a ship, a trope, an episode, etc)
a ship that isn't your OTP but that you enjoy
a blog (mutual or one you follow) that has made your fandom experience brighter
if you're a writer or artist, what fic or piece of art are you proud of making?
compliment someone else in your fandom
your favorite type of fandom event (gift exchange, ship week, secret santa, prompt meme, etc)
the ship that always makes you smile
the character that always makes you smile
a tiny detail in canon that you want more people to appreciate
the thing in canon that everyone loves and that you also love
a fandom tag that you track
your current fandom(s)
your very first fandom!
a fandom you're not active in anymore but that you still really like
the fandom friend you've known the longest
the fandom you're curious about because of a mutual
how has fandom positively impacted your life?
a piece of advice for taking care of yourself in fandom spaces
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ineffablecabbage · 18 hours ago
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“First and foremost I’m writing for myself,” I hiss through my teeth, resisting the urge to refresh my email for an Ao3 message for the 100th time.
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ineffablecabbage · 1 day ago
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ineffablecabbage · 1 day ago
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youtube
Best vid of all time.
10/10 no notes.
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ineffablecabbage · 1 day ago
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all-timer daniel molloy questions:
1. did you eat the baby?
2. are you schizophrenic, louis?
3. and then what?
4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?
5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?
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ineffablecabbage · 1 day ago
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i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life 
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ineffablecabbage · 2 days ago
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hes ur “emotional support blorbo”??? girl he cant even emotionally support Himself
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ineffablecabbage · 2 days ago
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I'm on a need to know basis, no one tells me shit unless I need to hear it
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ineffablecabbage · 2 days ago
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Hot take: Eddie Diaz can't even find the clit and doesn't even really try. He definitely doesn't go down on his girlfriends. Chim, Buck, and Bobby? Yeah. I totally believe they eat pussy. Eddie? Nah.
Things Eddie Diaz can't find:
1.) The clit
2.) His therapist's office
3.) A decent personality
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ineffablecabbage · 2 days ago
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BUCKTOMMY 7.04 — Buck, Bothered and Bewildered
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ineffablecabbage · 2 days ago
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John Truman Carter III Text Posts: Part 19: Carby 2.0
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ineffablecabbage · 3 days ago
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BUCKTOMMY + that look they give each other
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ineffablecabbage · 3 days ago
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@911whatisyourpride week 3: family
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