i am no longer fifteen but still
why the fuck do you need to know??????????
I'm asexual
'But you can still like have sex right?'
I am fifteen. Why the fuck do you need to know.
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Happy lesbian visibility week <3 have a dyhard
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duck
W H E R E ?
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Round One
Slutty Man Showdown
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Happy Man-Whore Monday!
Let the Slutty Man Showdown Begin!
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slutty men but they are 2 useless bisexual losers pining after their capable girlfriends
Round One
Slutty Men Showdown
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i was joking about taylor swift being mskingbean but what the fuck is this
mr tell me a fucking secret???
tonks????
the Prank???
????post Azkaban????
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percy is the dad who can’t remember any of his kids’ friends names
percabeth daughter: hey dad, can kate come over later?
percy: who’s that?
percabeth daughter: what do you me- dad she came over for dinner last week. the one who rides with us all the time to dance class? the one with dark hair and glasses who comes over all the time?
percy: …not ringing a bell
annabeth: *rolling her eyes in background*
percabeth daughter: dad you watched a basketball game with her dad last month? he’s the one who brought the steaks he grilled
percy: oh yeah! steak guy! he was great. you know, i think he has a daughter your age
percabeth daughter: *looks to annabeth*
annabeth: in my defense, your father is very handsome
percy: *confidently smiles*
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maxwell rayner loves snacking on ppl by dishing out seasonal depression
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Secret about autistic people: a lot of times we don’t actually miss a social cue. We see it. We just decide to ignore it because we think it’s a stupid social cue.
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i love them all deeply but ink5oul goes around telling old people hes a big deal online and i am drawn to absolute losers like that
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interviewer: who is the voice of reason in your head?
Ahsoka: master Obi-wan
interviewer: and who is the voice of reason in your head?
Obi-wan: oh Cody 100%
interviewer: and commander-
Cody, deadpan: the voices of every god that ever existed.
earlier that day-
the gods: Cody-
Cody, jumping up and sprinting- GODS DAMN IT OBIWAN
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tiana is the best disney princess and her movie has some of the best disney songs argue with a wall
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I have a question for fellow Omega fans.
reblog for sample size !!
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