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Resteraunt Diner

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we can finally reveal the truth

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love when bus drivers wave at the bus with the same number on the other side of the street

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I find it absolutely hilarious that the signed edition of everything is tuberculosis costs five dollars less than the unsigned version.

I should sign all the egg cartons. I'd end inflation by myself.

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Today I told my wife that I had a post go viral on tumblr and she said, "Did all twelve people on tumblr like it?"

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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

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you people need to see bugwithabigass.com right now

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I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

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The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.

Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.

And it slaps

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Hi Father Strange, I live in the US. I will be watching your Muppet Joker Meat Coven video on repeat today

I was feeling extremely discouraged about working on a silly video today because it seems so tiny and pointless in the face of The Horrors.

But then I remember that silliness and joy are what make living through the horrors worth it.

Glad my videos can help in a small way. Americans, I will be supporting you in whatever ways I can in the coming hell times 🖤

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

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Cartoon Network is celebrating Over the Garden Wall's 10th anniversary by collaborating with Aardman for a brand new stop-motion animated short! Releasing November 3rd on their social medias

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Barry: Right on.

(A beat. A nod of recognition and kinship.)

Ricky: Right on.

(A bond has been made for life.)

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my friend found these bad boys at Goodwill and because of you is going to try her hand at making Converse Pants, I hope you're happy.

I am very pleased