A six word story:
My final words: i like trains
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Me, a dumbass saw this
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Let's see...
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
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This is just like Australia Day
hey! happy st. patricks! i think now is a good time to remember the british invaded the irish natives, erased their culture, their language, starved them, degraded them, and punished catholics for being that. catholics.
anyways, erin go bragh, have a nice day bitches. fuck the british!
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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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Duolingo is getting real relatable
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Ah yes, my furter baby
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when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
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reblog if you gently post about dogs
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Someone: if you were a food what would you be?
Me:
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Look at this ball of pure happiness
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Is the New South Wales Police even real?
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This Bitch Empty: a poem
So empty,
So useless,
Not what it used to be.
A carrier of trickery,
Of lies,
Soon to be set upon thee.
She was friendly,
As she asked,
'Clara, do you want some?'
Happily,
You accepted,
Only to be disappointed utterly.
Betrayed painfully,
Hopelessly defeated,
Just like you now, the can was empty.
Despite the treachery,
You played along nice.
And created a joke,
That would be immortalised.
They were simple words,
But they brought joy to so many.
Your only reply:
'This bitch empty'
'Yeet'
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Woohoo 10 followers
Go me
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Priapus is the definition of big dick energy.
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I just plugged in a USB correctly the 1st time 3 times in a row. I guess miracles are real.
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