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“we’re old friends” is such a fucked up thing to say about someone. oh you hate them with every bone in your body but also you would die for them and you also want to fuck nasty?

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i love making characters because it’s so often like I’m going to give you bits and pieces of myself. like my love of the color yellow. and the religious trauma

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heartbreaking. you have to write the fic youre writing in order for it to be written

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does anyone else feel like they've hatched into a completely different person over the course of this Endless January. like a full year's worth

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our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

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(me, insane since the day i was born) sorry haha this has just been an off day for me

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everyone hate my loquacious swag. its always "why did you make this sentence so long" and "why do you use so many commas and em dashes" and never "how did you come up with that run on sentence" or "writing that run on sentence looked fun"

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I know that the people who need to hear this won't hear this, but I only block people for being annoying. That's my only qualification I block people by. If I find you annoying I'm blocking you, and if I don't, I don't. And before you ask, yeah I'll block terfs and nazis on sight, but that is 100% consistent with my "only for being annoying" -rule, because they are, by default and quintessentially, annoying. And if you're now confused why you might be blocked if you are neither terf nor a nazi, I drew this very handy venn diagram:

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I love those tumblr threads where the first person makes a vague post like "I am extremely sleep-deprived, should not be at work in this condition, and I will fuck technology itself. Behold man about to become a machine." And then someone replies something along the lines of "me when I am a simple engineer in [country that does not exist anymore] at [extremely specifically precise date] about to have a nice day at work."

And you gotta do some googling and find a wikipedia page about some poor fucker in like the 1800s who would not have gone down in history if it weren't for the way he got sucked into a horrible industrial machine dick first.

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*sees morally gray male character with inner angst* i want to crunch him like a glowstick

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Babe, stop bothering me, can’t you see that I’m busy daydreaming about putting pretty fictional men though hell?

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I think it would be fun if there were more characters who are obviously self-centered and have a comically superfluously high opinion of themselves, but in a way that's somehow just genuinely wholesome. Like they just genuinely think they are personally the best and brightest person alive, but the implied thought of everyone else being less and inferior doesn't cross their mind. They're too focused on personally being adorable to be worrying about other peoples' business like that.

Like this character is introduced in such a ridiculously outlandish and flashy way that makes both the audience and the other characters assume this is one of those "why is this guy even popular at all" kind of Smarmy Supposedly Sexy Scumbag characters, but then it turns out that they're just. Genuinely like that. Not a toxic and evil monster hiding behind a thin veneer of external charm, or a tragic wounded bird hiding their secret intense self-loathing under layers and layers of ironic bravado, but just wholeheartedly thinks they're the best and charming without needing to put anybody else down.

And it turns out that is why everyone seems to like this buffoon - they're just an absurd ray of pure fucking sunshine that warms and illuminates anyone their light lands on. Just going around like "I am the most brilliant and most clever around, how splendid are you to be my dearest friend" and legit mean it. This isn't the "douchebag rival with an implausible fan club" that one would assume by first impression. This is a golden retriever that passes the Harkness test.

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shipping win! they have different but equally terrible coping mechanisms

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lying on my stomach kicking my legs writing in my diary with a pink glitter pen the words "circuit boards" with a heart around it

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"Whats your favorite memory?" questions are such bullshit I literally don't remember that shit it just occasionally comes to me in divine flashes and leaves indefinitely

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I think it would be cool if you got some sort of an "achievement unlocked" notification whenever you've done something that nobody in your family line has done before. Like including all of humanity would set the bar too high, but I'm pretty sure that nobody in my chain of ancestors has ever gotten jumpscared by a toothbrush.

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never not thinking about giant cisterns. THATS immanentizing the eschaton. when we get to heaven and its a bunch of giant wet concrete tunnels with vast columns holding up the ceiling, then you will see…