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How’s it feel being gay?
( Can’t believe I haven’t asked you anything yet, damn )
...I'd say the tumblr ask function is not meant for calling people gay but actually I think that is the one and only function of the tumblr ask feature so
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Learning how to make a pleated skirt for totally normal reasons I promise, definitely not for autistic and gay reasons like making a Susie Legion cosplay hahaha...ha...ha
#dead by daylight#legion#dbd legion#susie lavoie#cosplay#jokes aside my practice one turned out so good!!#hopefully the actual one will too#i also made her mask and its one of my first actually decent foam projects imo so yay!#also god bless youtubers who upload their patterns both cosplay and general sewing you guys slap#also did a ton of research about how to make dry fake blood that looks wet and turns out clear glue and red food colouring is the answer#go figure lol horror diaorama makers who tested this shit you also slap#...diaroama. diaorama. idfk mini figures. however its spelt spell check is not helping me rn#okay i googled it its diorama apparently for some reason my brain added an extra a.#like an idiot
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Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.
We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.
#op your brain is so big#cordyceps of the ocean holy shit 10/10 horror premise#something something the eldritch horror of being both terrified yet inexplicably drawn to something
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Me: wow this movie could not get anymore gay
Scream: yeah this psychotic killer softens his voice for one (1) man
Me: 🥲
Okay I was rewatching Scream the other day and I noticed this and it has been haunting me ever since so
In the scene where Billy and Stu stab eachother, Billy fucking USES HIS KNIFE TO GODDAMN TILT STU'S CHIN UP
LIKE SIR?!?! THAT IS HOMOSEXUAL ASS BEHAVIOUR WHAT?!?
Its literally the gay ass person with sword uses it to lift your chin thing but more serial kill-y like guys pls Sidney is right there 😭
#hey at this point im willing to believe stu is into billy screaming at him lmao#so im just gonna let them live... well uhh die in peace
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Okay I was rewatching Scream the other day and I noticed this and it has been haunting me ever since so
In the scene where Billy and Stu stab eachother, Billy fucking USES HIS KNIFE TO GODDAMN TILT STU'S CHIN UP
LIKE SIR?!?! THAT IS HOMOSEXUAL ASS BEHAVIOUR WHAT?!?
Its literally the gay ass person with sword uses it to lift your chin thing but more serial kill-y like guys pls Sidney is right there 😭
#scream#scream 1996#billy loomis#stu macher#billy x stu#stuilly#i think thats the accepted acronym lol#no but ahdhauakdhgd i physically had to go back and rewatch the scene when i noticed this what the fuck#sir that is so gay pls stu moves with it too like control yourselves guys pls 😭#also if you happen to be my best friend reading this: no you arent and no im not still thinking about this from yesterday shush im autistic
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Also Seelies were called angels?!?!? Columbina is a seelie theory welcome home we've missed you
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CAPITANO TEAM UP BITCHES?!?! LOWKEY THINK HE JUST FISTBUMPED MAUVIKA?!?! KHAENRI'AH?!?!
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Okay just played the Sigewinne quest and hear me out: mildly more evil Sigewinne AU (cause fuck you fight me she is terrifying) where the only doctor willing to teach a melusine was THE Doctor.
Il Dottore gets accosted by the world's cutest psychopath demanding he teaches her and goes "Oh this is gonna be fucking hilarious".
Cue Dottore's dramatic corvid themed ass striding up to commit the horrors tm while a cutie patootie little melusine skips behind him giggling at everything.
People go from "omg did he kidnaps that girl?!?!" To "dear fucking god she's worse" the second she opens her mouth.
The Harbingers have to go through the mortifying ordeal of anytime they mention their terrifying Doctor, people go "Oh Yes I've heard of Dottore", and they sigh and go no... her and take out a picture of a chubby faced girl with bunny ears.
Her world lore is every horrifying experiment of Dottore's has some adorable little sticker attached.
#genshin impact#genshin impact fatui#dottore#il dottore#sigewinne#melusines#genshin#fatui harbingers#genshin au#listen. listen im not crazy it would be so fucking funny.#he'd do it too you know he would#bitch isnt even a medical doctor sigewinne knows more than him at some point but sticks around for the psychic trauma she inflicts#id like to stress that she is very aware of what she is doing and finds it very funny#they can try to chill her out in the quest but i remember her people underestimating you quote genshin#i know shes a wee murderer at heart#and even then BITCH PLAYING 5D CHESS PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE WHILE THE ENTIRE GUARDE THINKS THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE WHAT QUEEN?!?#literally no chill i swear#also yes Dottore is very reluctantly her dad in this AU and he hates it just as much as everyone else does
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I'm sorry, they made my bunny girl autistic and then TOOK AWAY HER BIG FLUFFY COAT?!?!
That is her sensory coat you maniacs give it back RIGHT NOW!
#league of legends#aurora lol#look shes an ice themed bunny girl it was such an easy thing to pull off#and then they gave her fucking thigh highs and the worlds uncomfiest looking weird knitted... thing#guys pls just let her be a coat gremlin im begging#and the fact her glasses dont have auroras?? devastating. hopefully they go aurora-y in her ult but im not holding my breath.#...shes a fucking cutie though red hair big glasses freckles why did they fuck up her outfit :')
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The average gambler quits right before he makes it big factoid is a statistical error. Aventurine of Strategems, who lives in a cave and wins 10,000 gambles per day, was an outlier and should not have been counted.
#honkai star rail#hsr aventurine#aventurine honkai star rail#kakavasha#ten stonehearts#spiders georg offshoot :p#okay i loved the final act of Penacony but ngl i was more excited about Aventurine than anything else :'))))#babbbyyyy boyyy i love him :'))#also Sunday was peak i loved it#aventurine
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Okay for a while my genshin bio was "Arlecchino simp, Childe stan, Dottore apologist" and while that was my bio, someone joined my world and asked me why I liked Dottore? At the time I just said heeheehoohoo man funny cause that's true but thinking about it, I've realised why I like Dottore.
So, picture this. I joined genshin in around 3.2ish. I didn't do any events that I hadn't unlocked the story for and I wasn't really in the fandom. So lil old me was just playing through the story, and having the time of my life in Sumeru cause it was so fucking weird.
Then. You defeat the big boss. You cry about Rukkhadevata. Nahida is gonna give us some lore now, right?? Nope get fucking flashbanged.
So this was already shocking enough then out walks Mr Doctor, who had seemingly left Sumeru in a boat. Okay weird, guess he came back. WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS CLONES?!?! And then his clones get merked the second I find out about them?!!?!?
So I'm reeling from that when he promises knowledge not even the god of wisdom knows. And I perk up cause lore!!! I like lore!!! Then. Then the motherfucker. He says "Sky's fake."
Remember, I knew none of this. Bitch just dropped sky's fake on my head out of nowhere. And while I was going "THE SKY IS FUCKING WHAT?!?!!?" Man just casually faded to black. Like he hadn't dropped the most batshit insane lore possible.
Now if you're normal and you knew the background genshin lore, that would make sense. You already know about the fake sky and Dottore's segments and all, so the casual delivery totally tracks.
But I didn't. So to me this man walked up, drugged us, revealed he had clones, murdered said clones, then dropped one of genshins biggest lore bombs before fucking off. In the space of one conversation. Fucking iconic.
So that's why I like Dottore :)
#genshin impact#genshin impact fatui#fatui harbingers#dottore#il dottore#like even better is that somehow conveys his character perfectly#like if you know all the lore? yeah it tracks hes the mad scientist dude#you dont know all the lore? yeah it tracks hes the mad scientist dude who is batshit fucking insane and thinks everyone just knows this shi#its like if someone walked up to you irl and started casually complaining about wormholes like theyre a common occurance#youd go agehajjagxjaajajshgdsh what do you MEAN?!?!#that was me meeting Dottore and he hasnt disappointed since#also yes obviously apologist is a joke i dont apologise for his actions#i endorse them lol get rekt#seriously people are so weird they were questioning why i liked him when hed committed atrocities and i was like ??? cause hes fictional???
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It is so eternally funny to me that the Fatui have acquired every single gnosis peacefully... except for Venti.
Zhongli had his contract, Yae Miko traded Ei's, Nahida also traded hers and Ei's, and Neuvilette just gave that shit away. Like we're introduced to them as stealing all the Gnoses and then they drop that shit immediately.
Even worse, they steal it from Venti. Fucking Venti. Mr Had a 500 Year Nap. Mr Tells His City To Be Free and Fucks Off. Mr Steals Wine For Himself. That dude. That's the one it was necessary to dropkick.
Like Signora could have sauntered up with an apple in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other and Venti would have given up his gnosis faster than you can say 'Freedom'.
And even if we go with the theory that Venti knows much more than he let's on, he would've have probably given it away anyway considering what we know now about the third Descender and all.
Like Signora had zero need for the bitchslap-dropkick-combo but she needed the Fatui to have a girl boss reputation so she did anyway. Rate. We stan a proactive Queen ig.
#genshin impact#genshin impact fatui#fatui harbingers#genshin#genshin lore#gnosis#like seriously its fucking Venti#its so funny to me not even Scara try to kick Ei's ass for the gnosis#like everyone else gets peace but Signora had to go to Mondstadt and decided nah thats shits personal im dropkicking him#In front of the church too like she did not give a fuck#i like to think she reports back to the tsaritsa who sighs loudly and internally wonders why the fuck she recruited all these batshit people#also rip Raiden she didnt even get to give away her gnosis despite the fact it was traded twice lmao#its the middle of the night and i cant sleep but im exhausted so yall get my insane genshin posting yw x
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Arlecchino, looking at this dumbass 20 year old who's a good person at heart and extremely talented at fighting: *Don't adopt him don't adopt him don't adopt him-*
#genshin impact#genshin impact fatui#childe#genshin ajax#childe tartagalia#arlecchino#peruere#house of the hearth#look you know shes saw like 16 year old ajax being made a harbinger and had flashbacks to herself#her teasing him about Teucer and Tonia growing rebellious during her story quest had me cackling#along with them bitching about the other harbingers#and him saying he was wrong about her ahhh i fucking loved it :')#also i had 300 wishes and i got c2 Arle and her weapon not that im gay for her or anything hahaahahaahahaha
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I am so mentally unwell about the Arlecchino short holy fuck.
(Also I got Aventurine!!!!! Been spoilt by hoyo today lmfao)
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Me before: haha i like funny gamble man Aventurine go brrr
Me now: I've only had Aventurine's backstory for a day and a half but if anything happens to him I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself
#honkai star rail#hsr aventurine#penacony#honkai star rail spoilers#penacony spoilers#spoilers#okay now all the spoiler warnings are out of the way *ahem* HOYO IF HE NEVER SHOWS UP AGAIN I WILL FUCKING CRY PLS I NEED MORE OF HIM#SHOW US HIM ESCAPING THE DEEP DREAMSCAPE SHOW US HIM HAPPY AND FREE SHOW US HIM EMBRACING LIFE TO ITS FULLEST IM BEGGING#if i hear Kakavasha again i will cry omfg pls :')#ALSO MY FUCKING GOD THE SAM PLOT TWIST?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
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