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Friendly Reminders about Tony Stark
Tony Stark stammers his words when he’s around a pretty person he likes
Tony Stark likes to cuddle and is highly upset when he wakes up and his cuddle partner isn’t there.
Tony Stark revealed to the world in 616 that he was Iron Man by saving a puppy from getting ran over
Tony Stark is easily manipulated
Tony Stark hates his reflection because he can’t stand looking at himself
Tony Stark built a women’s shelter and knew as a man he could not be involved in the day to day operations and hired a woman to run it
Tony Stark babbles when he’s uncomfortable
Tony Stark is an Arthurian Dorkwad
Tony Stark makes deprecating jokes about himself as much as anyone makes jokes about him and usually agrees with jokes at his expense
Tony Stark has anxiety, depression, severe trust issues, and severe relationship issues caused by mental and physical abuse from childhood
Tony Stark recognizes anxiety and depression in other people and aggressively tries to make them feel good about themselves
Tony Stark fanboyed out the first time he met Cap in 616 and proceeded to make Cap a new shield that could fly and Cap tried to be polite but told Tony he wanted to keep his old shield and Tony was sad
Tony Stark did NOT make Peter Parker the Iron Spider suit to “control” him during Civil War - Tony Stark made Peter Parker the Iron Spider suit because when everyone thought Peter was dead and it turned out he wasn’t Tony was so happy he gave him the Iron Spider Suit and called it Peter’s “Rebirthday Gift:
Tony Stark made Carol Danvers a space ship with an A.I named Harrison for obvious Stark Wars dork reasons
Tony Stark still recognizes mutants when he talks about people who protect Earth
Tony Stark is the reason Registration hadn’t passed when the bill came up at least 3 times before Civil War
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TURNS out two heads really are better than one. Two people have successfully steered a virtual spacecraft by combining the power of their thoughts - and their efforts were far more accurate than one person acting alone. One day groups of people hooked up to brain-computer interfaces (BCIs) might work together to control complex robotic and telepresence systems, maybe even in space.
Mind-meld brain power is best for steering spaceships - tech - 01 February 2013 - New Scientist
power up the jaegers baby
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I was just scrolling through my dash and I was like “oh a pacific rim quote - WAIT HOLY SHIT”
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#PACIFIC RIM FANDOM RISES FROM THE OCEAN MAKING FOGHORN SOUNDS (x)
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steve and tony being cute af in the avengers academy: launch trailer
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apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails. Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.
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when you can’t hear your show because the cockatoos outside won’t shut the fuck up and you can’t close your window because it’s too bloody hot
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friends + alcohol consumption + a challenge to get banned from the Marriage Alliance facebook page = this apparently
four of us succeeded 10/10 would play again
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Incomplete list of things Vlad Masters has done
Attempted to kill an old college friend and then marry his wife and adopt their kids as his own
Attempted to clone his college friend’s son multiple times after that first plan failed
Ran for mayor because a 14-year-old pranked him
Gave another 14-year-old a suit full of deadly weapons and tracking devices just for his own stalking purposes
���I. WILL. NOT. GET. A. CAT!!”
Got a cat anyway
Named the cat after his crush in college and played chess with it
Used food names as swear words
Made a 14-year-old and a 16-year-old fight in his own private stadium
Created multiple holograms of his old college crush and programmed them to adore him
Released an extremely powerful and dangerous ghost just to make himself look good as mayor
Attempted to steal an entire ghost portal after he accidentally blew up his own portal
Attempted to buy the Green Bay Packers but failed, so instead he decorated his mansion with all kinds of Packers merch, including a signed football which he referred to as his most priced possession
Almost destroyed earth, twice
Tried flirting with help of a book called “Romance for Rich Creepy Dimwits”
”I. AM. NOT. A. FRUITLOOP!”
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clockwork: look I have improved his life
observants: you fucked up a perfectly good half ghost thats what you did. look at him - he's got anxiety.
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This will forever be Danny in my mind. I’m SORRY
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vlad masters: i have declared him my son
danny phantom: you fucked up a perfectly good halfa is what you did. look at me. i've got anxiety
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“Could you maybe stop flaunting your ghost powers around me.”
“Yeah, okay, like you weren’t the one who decided that ripping out your ghost half would make your un-dealt-with grief go away, despite knowing that that’s not how ghost halves work! This is your own goddamn fault and you know it.”
“I figured that out, okay? I have to take ectoplasm supplements to keep from collapsing, I figured out that it was a bad idea.”
“Ectoplasm supplements, boo-hoo, I had to absorb Plasmius to stay stable. I am now half Plasmius. Would you want to be half Plasmius? No? Then shut up.”
au where dan isn’t murderous and he gets into fights with his former human halves a lot bc boy howdy what a messy clusterfuck of unresolved issues also ghost halves are in fact half of you and you can’t just remove it without consequences
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