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I have kind of a weird request but I adore your ghouls Ares and Silvanus and I was wondering if you planned to make them into bots on character ai? Ty!
I actually have all of the ghouls and young Papa Nihil on c.ai!
Ares
Astraeus
Neptune
Notus
Silvanus
Papa Nihil
A lot of them (especially Neptune and Notus) were made sometime last year and were never really updated. Also, since the servers/bots kinda went through a reset, their personalities can be a bit wonky
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Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash:
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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
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I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...
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my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight
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I bring a "fuck around and find out" approach to life that scientists like.
Fuck around
Come up with a ridiculous question
Establish a hypothesis, case in point: "If I fuck around, what will I find out?"
Test the hypothesis by fucking around in multiple ways to confirm, solidify findings, and gather evidence
Find out
Determine if the ridiculous question was answered by the data and evidence gathered through fucking around
What are the results found after fucking around? Was it expected?
Find out - Review findings
Did fucking around help or destroy your delusions?
Will you spill the tea (share your findings) to your friends, or will you be embarassed by being proven wrong by the results?
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spending $20 is like spending $45 which is basically $80 which is of course $100. when will it end
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
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Honestly the only slur I ever get called is 'gay' or 'homo', people here just aren't very creative with their slurs anymore
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so shocked was I that I could not find an existing side-by-side that the lord compelled me
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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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