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(via $4.6 billion and 40,000 jobs lost—thanks to the artistry of our politicians. : r/clevercomebacks)

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I gotta write out some shit so bare with me. Only crazy people can read this: so...

POV: You're a thief in the night at Ace's house. You watch as Ace exits the shower, towel around waist. You wait with baited breath until suddenly the towel slips.

"Oopsie", Ace mutters to himself and he bends over, revealing a sight so scarring that it kills you in an instant.

You wake up into what you perceive is heaven and you realize you've died. You see Gene there and you ask if they're in heaven. He tuts and corrects you that this is KISS heaven and that he had this trademarked many years ago. You ask if he's dead too and he laughs. He reminds you that he's a very powerful and attractive man and anything is possible when you're as rich as him and have schmucks for fans.

He tells you that he communicated with the after life to have this all set up and he's merely projecting his soul here because he's very much still alive.

So heaven has lawyers? Gene merely smiles. He then says if you were buried in a KISS KASKET, you'd get 20% off of the 2027 avatar show.

You consider going to hell instead.

(Which Gene may or may have not also trademarked)

Before he goes you ask one final question:

Will Paul be here? Gene's eye light up and confirms he has a throne set up for Paul when it's his time.

You make a comment that implies Paul may not want that.

Gene knowingly smiles and says, "One can never retire from KISS even in the afterlife."

I'm not high I swear

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Imagine resting on Ace's chest and the waking up wearing his wig.

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I have so many questions for Ace. One being whether if his left tit is bigger than the right and can I see them

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Graps his sagging man tit for comfort

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

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I think about this scene a lot lol

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Professor put a movie trivia question in the exam...not sure how I feel about this..

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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*

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Anytime I see a makeup tutorial based on the goddess that is Monica Bellucci I am taken back to a time I would go through those fansites with a bunch of photos of her. I was obsessed. A shame though so many of her pics now are heavily edited. She's such a natural beauty

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God. This headache won't go away and I'm supposed to be using my brain to the MAX soon!

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GOP leaders want to vote this week to pass Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill Act, so call your Senators NOW.

The bill, if passed, would cause widespread harm by making massive cuts to Medicaid and SNAP, gut climate protections and open public land to fossil fuel exploitation, restrict states from regulating AI for the next TEN YEARS, end gender-affirming care under Medicaid & CHIP, increase taxes on those who make less than $157k while giving massive tax cuts to the richest, tax breaks on gun silencers, defund planned parenthood, adds trillions to the national debt and billions to defense spending.

Call now! Spread the word.