#Kiss ramblings

[insanityisdivine]

Mentally, I'm here

[goldensunset]

if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city

[neigepomme]

caleb gets in a bad mood when he has to wipe away the lipstick mark you leave on his cheek in the morning.

not because you left one and it's an inconvenience — absolutely not. you can mark him up as much as you want, and the thought of complaining would never cross his mind.

he gets sulky because clearly showcasing that he has a significant other to those in the fleet would get you in danger, so he reluctantly wipes it off. still, it makes him more strict during the day, and the recruits under him can feel his cranky mood.

"not good enough. five more laps around the building."

and with an exhausted sigh, they all respond "yes, colonel xia," wondering if he got up on the wrong side of the bed that morning.

the solution to his sulky attitude on days where he has to work is simple though — just leave a kiss mark on the junction between his neck and shoulder, so that he can hide it under his uniform. sure, a possible consequence is that you'll both get to work a little late, him with a bit of a dazed look on his face and reddened ears, but as long as the recruits don't have to run more laps for no reason? no one will comment on it.

alternatively, if caleb's having an off day and you leave a kiss mark anywhere on his face? he's never wiping it off. he loves running errands with you handiwork displayed on him.

his favorite thing about it?

when older ladies in the grocery store stop him and comment on it. he'll flash them a giddy smile and say something along the lines of "isn't she just the greatest?" and walk away with more pep in his step — while they fawn over how lucky that loverboy's darling is.

[etirabys]

before having a baby, I thought it sucked that babies took so long to turn into interesting people. "good for people who like babies but I'm not one of them. I want a child who can tell me her theories. etc"

but now I have a baby I feel no hurry at all?? she's great as she is

[simply-ewok]

rolling over, half asleep, in the middle of the night and when you stretch your arm out you end up smacking ghost in the face, and you can’t help but fling yourself back with a loud gasp before realizing it’s just your man, who yet again, snuck inside and cozied up to you without stirring you (bc he hates waking up his baby) bc he was able to come home early and chose to surprise you. and after you relax and begin apologizing for hitting him you hear his low, growly chuckle as he sits up to pull you into his chest, kissing your forehead before mumbling into your sweet smelling hair “it’s all right lovie, di’n’t mean to scare you.”

[neytui]

BeholLD MY TINKER HICCUP FAIRY DESIGN!!

Been having this on my head for a whilee and really wanted to give the desing a go. Why? I don't know, but a Neverland au sure it's fucking cool

[iamespecter]

"You put me in a suit? I'll vote for you in a maid dress."

timelapse underneath the cut:

[meltinii]

hualian fits!

[the-other-soup]

old ass man

[insanityisdivine]

Black Diamond: Eric S. & Peter

When it's Peter playing, he typically sings: Paulie's got you (think I've heard him say "me" too at some point or that could just be wishful thinking lol) under his thumb but when Eric S. sings it, it's directed towards Gene.

In conclusion, Peter is Paul's bitch and Eric Singer is Gene's bitch.

x x

[nnnneeev]

thinking about solomon who never fails to leave a kiss on your forehead every time you head out. unbeknownst to you, it was actually a simple protective spell that he crafted specifically for you, and is activated through lip contact. it was so subtle that you didnt pick it up... until that one incident when you almost tripped on the floor, you felt a hint of his magic. when you realized the kiss he was constantly giving you was more than just a romantic gesture, you confronted him about it. he just giggled and acted innocent, claiming that with that spell he's hitting two birds with one stone; he gets to kiss you and keep you safe!

[evilrobotalienclown]

kiss alts and cast commentary my beloved

[yumecherie]

I need,,,fanfic of Jinu getting a happy ending,,,I need him reincarnated because I cant believe hes just dead like that and I need to see him happy,,,I need,,I need,,

Also I saw someone on tiktok saying that the reason he acts so silly and playful is because he MISSED BEING A HUMAN SO THATS WHY HE ACTS LIKE ONE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AHHHHHH

[saintforan]

Im sick so i drew sonadow yuri to get better :smirk:

[iamespecter]

No I will not be apologizing, I am in emergency need of Showtime dopamine

[littlefankingdom]

How fandom portrays the Batfam's reaction to Bruce not murdering the Joker after Jason's death:

Bruce: I can't do it. I just can't.

Alfred: Kill the Joker.

Barbara: Kill the Joker.

Tim: Don't, but my mind can be changed.

Dick: Kill the Joker.

How it is actually in the comics:

Bruce: I really want to kill the Joker, but I shouldn't and I will not.

Alfred: Don't.

Leslie: Don't.

Barbara: Don't.

Jim: Don't.

Tim: Don't.

Jean-Paul: If you had killed him, your son wouldn't be dead.

Dick: Don't, and I'm going to beat that blond bitch that thinks he's a better Batman than you.