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unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them

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excuse me, i'm borrowing a work laptop and there's a wall to stop me from going to gaming sites. do you or anyone else have any suggestions to bypass the wall?

I would strongly recommend not trying to get around blocking rules on your work laptop because your work is almost certainly logging what happens on the laptop; if they check those logs at the very least you will no longer be allowed to borrow the laptop, and possibly you won't continue to have a work to borrow a laptop from.

Also, depending on how huge a deal anyone wants to make of this, it may be actually illegal to do this on someone else's computer (and even if they lent it to you, that is their computer, and what you are discussing is sometimes described as "unauthorized access" and is a no-shit crime; people also don't think that logging into an ex's email that they had the password to is a crime - it is. Don't do this shit)

You can do whatever you want on your own computer and your own network. If you are on somebody else's computer you have to follow their rules. This is annoying, but unless you are certain that you are good enough to do this in a way that will be completely undetectable to your employer, you shouldn't do this.

If you work someplace that provides you a computer for work, you should ONLY use that computer for work. Assume that your boss can see everything that you do on that work computer and act accordingly.

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One of the most disgusting rethoric around the genocide in gaza is that that project is the work of a few madmen.

It’s on purpose, it’s so, when that genocide is over (because that is their goal, the removal of the palestinian people), when the madmen are no longer useful, israel can be rethorically innocented of the commited genocide. That the people of israel can point to the madmen as sole culprits, and wash their hands of their participation.

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i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably

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in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to

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My friend and I made a game for a Gamejam. Play it or else

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you're telling me we finally have the perfect candidate to be the one to have spamton in his pink tv-shaped purse and what are you all doing with this opportunity? you're making them frot. SQUANDERED

could you imagine if the initial reaction to sans was like it is to spamton? could you imagine the peace we could have had if all those years ago people looked at the original edgy short man who fights you at the end of all your sins against his world and drew him in teacup dog purses with hand-knit sweaters? if we had the experience we do now? can you see it? isn't it bliss. now imagine underfell spamton

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and did we remember spamton

spamton was fucked up. remember spamton

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forgot about this dumb comic draft I had sitting around from October

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I cannot properly express my love for the fact that Susie heard "Darkners are objects" and decided to start treating the objects as the darkners, referring to the TV as Tenna and the Halloween mannequin as Jack. like genuinely such an incredible thing to add to her character.

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Happy let Papyrus say fuck day!

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the other day I saw a chimpanzee on the street and it started running at me to rip my face off but it happened to evolve into a best buy employee right before it got to me and it just kinda walked off for its shift at best buy as if it never saw me

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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being in your twenties sucks for myriad of reasons but the one im struggling with is finding out shit about myself that teenage-me would have never considered. I learned i genuinely enjoy the taste of coleslaw. the fuck do i do with this information

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I must say, Steven Universe is a lot more enjoyable when you don't need to read through a heaping helping of Tumblr discourse about who's secretly abusing whom this week.