instabilitylili
instabilitylili
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I’m Lili, she/her, 23, trans. I post cooking, 3D art, selfies, random stuff, etc.I have a million aspirations, but not enough will to go through with them. Minors pls don’t follow me, go pay attention in school or something
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instabilitylili · 3 days ago
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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again
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instabilitylili · 3 days ago
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It'd be really cool if you could expand your idea of trans fem bodies to include more than 3% body fat
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instabilitylili · 4 days ago
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instabilitylili · 4 days ago
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A wizard that regularly breaks into the gem shop where magical gemstones are cut from rough stone into their more commonly known sparkly faceted shapes - but he doesn't steal any of them. He sweeps the floor. Bags the stone crumbs and shards and dust he sweeps up. Breaks out again. The goblins who run the gem shop never bother to investigate why the floor just cleans up on its own, they assume that they've got a house elf or something.
So the wizard takes the shards and all, and grinds them all into evenly sized teeny tiny crumbs, and mixes them all together. The magic gemstone chips and crumbs become something new: magic pocket sand. Nobody knows what it'll do to you if he throws it at you. Least of all him.
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instabilitylili · 5 days ago
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you Applied to 200 jobs and are still unemployed . hope u dont mind we Leak ur data. and no, we will Not be calling back
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instabilitylili · 5 days ago
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She was told she was pretty out of the blue.
Including a cute dress variant inspired by a conversation with a friend.
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instabilitylili · 5 days ago
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Yuri shippers: *ignoring the nominal protagonist to ship his various designated love interests with each other*
Nominal protagonist: *actually has a halfway-interesting deal for once*
Yuri shippers:
Yuri shippers: We have a proposal.
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instabilitylili · 5 days ago
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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess
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instabilitylili · 6 days ago
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me: *whispers something to my trusty knight*
my loyal knight: the princess humbly requests that you take your top off and bounce your tits around for her. if you refuse then its 2 hours dungeon time for you
the bustiest maid in the castle, sighing: can u literally give me like seven minutes. im dusting
me: *whispers something to my knight again*
my knight: no
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instabilitylili · 6 days ago
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Harrison Wood Hsiang
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instabilitylili · 6 days ago
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There is, in my experience, one important (though not exclusive) reason why trans girls with cocks may have a hard time cumming, and it’s because we tend to receive the same kind of sexual stimulation that we did when we were on testosterone. After enough estrogenization, though, the mapping of our pleasure response changes.
Which is to say, next time you’re sucking her dick you’re going to eat her out. Seal your lips around the tip, give the underside steady pressure, tie a cherry stem. You can mix up her guard with some deepthroating, but it is absolutely crucial to the operation that you eat her new clit like an ice pop.
The first time this was done to me, I had to physically push away from my partner after half a sustained minute of the most agonizing pleasure of my life. A sustained exhalation of icy vapor over a full-body burn. You’ll know you’ve done it right when she turns into a soprano and starts hugging herself like her grip strength is the only thing stopping her from shaking apart. If it’s her first time with this kind of orgasm, you’ve just made a devotee for life.
Treat a tgirl right and Eat Her Out Today!
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instabilitylili · 6 days ago
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bi slut pigeon
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instabilitylili · 6 days ago
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The girl with the plushies
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instabilitylili · 7 days ago
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a comic about love
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instabilitylili · 8 days ago
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i will develop the first martial art with a maxi skirt competition uniform
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instabilitylili · 8 days ago
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The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.
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instabilitylili · 8 days ago
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