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Suddenly, Lavender frosted cupcakes with frosted on blood and vampire wings teleport next to Dalv

ooc under cut

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neeerddlooooo WHO SAID THAT

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE STARLOS OUT OF FUCKING JAIL

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Hello I am obstructing your view

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come back father

*Pops has come back with the milk!*

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I GOT A DOG AND A DISTANT COUSIN!

*dalv can barely make out what braincell dragged in it seems to be a robot dog they put in drag holding someone’s frontal lobe

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*a box appears infront of dalv*

*upon being opened it explodes and glitter is suddenly everywhere*

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No retirement for you Dalv........we are barricading......barricading the doors and windows to the retirement home Dalv.....

im gonna make your pfp in gachalife and make you fall in love with jake/rich/cute/popular if you dont let me in.

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hands you a jelly doughnut

*its not full of jelly but edible glitter*

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Narrator just killed very major politician also I found a universe sized candy bar want to bite it like tiny ants

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The two asks were truly

The duality of man

you are CAT.

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Where on gods green earth did you find that image Dalv please it's amazing

👑 That's my bling💎 always trouble when I reign👿

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I am distraught

was it the lunchly

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genuine question, have you actually stopped being in character for this blog at this point or do you plan to actually do dalv asks again

im gonna be so fr.... the only thing that hasnt been making me do in-character asks was because i was simply way too lazy to log back into demirramon.

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RUN FOR YOUR LIFE STARLOS OUT OF FUCKING JAIL

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You look... grape...

Woah man... TOO far. /j

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Send me to the Dave account I must hunt down the dummy

It's private as of now, but I'll defiantly consider it soon............