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The Green Knight (2021) dir. David Lowery
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like ideologically I disagree with capitalism but I do love shopping. I'm a shopper. I take my little coins and I get treats in return.
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i’ve gotten like 5 different coworkers to sign up for a library card

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girl you look like a Mariusz Lewandowski painting (complimentary)
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hmm let’s see what things can I update y’all on since I stopped using tumblr on the daily like five years ago
- graduated from college
- moved to georgia
- got a real Adult Job
- started learning norwegian
- moved back to south dakota
- got a cat
- got another cat
I think that about covers it
#life update#might go back to college next year? we’ll see#I also don’t really remember when I fully stopped using tumblr so some of this might’ve happened before then#oh my god the text post formatting in the app is a nightmare
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you seem like you unironically enjoyed electroswing circa 2012
this website's hate mail game is insane
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KEY ✦ Gasoline ✦ MCountdown 220908
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scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse
scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we’re working on teaching it to sing itself “happy birthday” like we did for the other robot and–
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I don't want to "bust it down sexual style" I want to go home....
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LOONAVERSE : FROM ꕤ SONATINE
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If carp could speak they would all have French accents
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