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The "Please?!" though. I can smell the desperation. 

Haha, I'm funny.

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I hate Beyonce, you lose. 

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Omg Justin gets it. I actually laughed out loud from this one. SO MANY FISH PHOTOS.

P.S. I felt it would be fair to include his actual photo. Tumblr users hate cliffhangers. YW.

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I mean it's true.

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Honesty is the best policy.

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Sickening fashion sense? Girl I saw you on the red line the other day lookin bogus, don't front.

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This is not a job application.

Also wtf is Kik?

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Catzilla FTW yall.

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All of his photos were like this, I'm not kidding. And the caption...

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"Wow, I've never met someone so exotic"

Who, me? It's no big deal really.

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Sucks to suck I guess.

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Now that I think about it, I'm probably more of a maroon..

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This is probably some sort of reference I have no idea about but I'm still a little terrified, idk.

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Meeting for the first time and they're even hotter in person.

I ain't mad tho

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Trying to find someone cute on Tinder like:

This is my actual pace, btw.

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When you're on a date and the person keeps bragging about their insignificant life achievements.

"I was captain of my high school football team, track team AND I graduated with a 4.0. BOOM!" *imaginary bomb drop hand gesture*

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I probably won't date you if:

All of your photos are with your mom

All of your photos are with your cat

You're shorter than me

Your butt is bigger than mine (males only)

Your name is too complicated/awkward to shout out during sex

Your pick up line is, or is somewhat close to, "damn baby sit on ma faaaace"

NEXT PLEASE.