Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?
The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -
Enchantress:
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Steve is somehow wine mom, vodka aunt and beer dad all at once
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everything richie tozier said in it (2017) was iconic and no one will ever be funnier
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i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream
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i’m living for these kat von d liquid lipsticks
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FUCKING AESTHETIC
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remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming ITS A WEED
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anyone else really happy they got over their “i hate the color pink” phase
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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen
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self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye
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