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I stumbled across this post and thought the idea sounded interesting so here you go! Can't wait to read it :)

life is too important to be taken seriously

why hello, fellow human beings.

my name is noa, and i write fanfiction about medieval times characters because my friends and i went there and decided the red and green knights were gay for each other.

anyways there isn't much else to know the fanfiction will be up soon-ish if you want to reblog this post i would greatly appreciate it. yuh buh-bye

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reblogging for the addition this is horrifying

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

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oop couldn't post yesterday but happy bday to me

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one half of me wishes there wasn't and the other wants a four-quel or whatever they're called

dang can't believe nascar built itself off of a sport made in the pixar trilogy cars

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dang can't believe nascar built itself off of a sport made in the pixar trilogy cars

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has there ever been that one person you want so desperately to punch but are unable to due to your extreme social anxiety? haha me in p.e. today

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i gtg for the night but always remember to fuck bitches and get money

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Wait, how long have you been back?? /gen/pos

uh i think a few days maybe a week ish??????

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culinary achievement of the century right here

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girl one time i was in english class and the girl across from me was talking. i look up at her (with my eyes, not my head) and she says "you look creepy, can you stop doing that?" i look up at her with my head. "god, you're creeping me out!" i apologize and say my neutral face just looks like that. she keeps insisting that i am a creep.

so yeah i've been judged based on my face's skeletal structure what are your fun memories from middle school

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ngl st. patricks day is wild. luck doesn't exist for me on this day.

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Quick and tasty

Ready to eat

that much is true. we love food that is both quick and tasty and ready to eat.

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greetings and what in the world is that

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that was the wrong answer. sal-min is not the right answer. seek help.

is the l pronounced in salmon? discuss

p.s. there is a right and a wrong answer

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is the l pronounced in salmon? discuss

p.s. there is a right and a wrong answer

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hello again. had a minor inconvenience that made it look like I killed someone but whatevs

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yello

i would humbly like to point out that my art skills are ok now. here, have woman