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A dog is a man's best friend. An owl is a women's best friend. Everyone else on the gender binary gets to pick thier animals. I hear capybaras are great listeners.

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Still the greatest magazine cover of all time. Why are they framed in shadow. Why is the text so stark. Why is this being framed like the poster with the villains on it for a superhero movie. This summer: a new sexual identity emerges. The bisexuals will change the hierarchy of the DC Universe forever

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“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you

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it’s crazy how i will be having the worst time of my life and i will still be on here . Reblogging posts

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hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

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just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy

tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys

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I had a note for about a year that was just 'least appropriate way to call shotgun' and this was the best I could do.

Check out the bonus panel on the site!

SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

Buy this comic as a print!

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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From the tiktok ban. This was so embarassing for our entire species

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soy muy mala onda pero igual necesito cariño

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Missionary so I can spit in your mouth

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The BIGGEST and the Hottest Monstercocks on the net:

www.monsters-of-the-cock.tumblr.com 

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Someone's gotta take one for the team and fuck me before I go insane