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Hello my rotumblrinas and my Iono Zoners!! What's goin' on?! ☆ sorry for inactivity, been real busy settin' up my streams 'n fixing my scuff issues.

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Huh. That was easier than she expected.

"Yeppers, I'm Iono!" she says, waving. "Aww, Bantro's so cute! You two must have a bond just crackling with energy."

Her usual Rotom phone escapes from her coat, and Iono taps the screen a few times, then turns it to Jack so he can see. It's the top videos on her Poketube channel, all battles with slightly clickbaity titles.

"So my top vids are all battles," Iono tells him with a wide grin, gesturing to her best video (with a few million views too), "people love to see me take on challengers ! I get viewership boosts too when I lose, for some reason... no idea what that's all about, but anyways, if you're interested, a test battle would definitely bring in the crowd like flies to honey! Unless you wanna keep your team a secret for the grand opening. I did that when my gym came about, hehe."

// for @poisontypejack !! if i got anything wrong lmk and ill edit the post

Getting told to go help out the new Gym Leader is not something Iono gets told to do a lot. Mostly because there haven't been any new gym leaders in a while and she did think it was pretty unanimous that she was not the person to help set up any gyms. And while it would be nice to meet new gym leaders, bor-ing! She had her own successful thing goin' on. No time for construction work or puzzle making when stream is at twelve and her makeup takes two hours to get done and it's already ten.

BUT.

There was the question of anticipation for a new gym and how it was a little lackluster at the moment. And who could build hype better than her? Assuming she was not self-glazing at all when she volunteered, which she would totally never do, than the supercharged streamer of Levincia City— and by extension her Iono Zoners spreading the word— would be no better choice.

(Alright, she might be self-glazing. Juuust a little, though.)

The gym looks pretty nice, though when she hesitantly peeks inside to the arena she does think it needs a few more cameras to catch every angle of a battle that will probably occur here. Well, she can do that no problem— if her plan goes right, that is. If not, the three Rotom phones and laptop in her coat's inner pockets will remain there.

Oh, wait. She hasn't even met the Gym Leader yet to see if he'll accept a collab. Is he not there? Or maybe her line of sight from peeking in the door just isn't great and he's just out of where she can see. It would be rude to just walk in and announce herself, but this is important!

She steps in all the way, though she does look down at the phone to fire off a quick text to the gym leader group chat that's barely used instead of immediately looking for anyone in the gym, which might be rude also, but then again, social norms do not exist for the chronically online.

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BIG FAN

GOD?????

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"Gyeh!! You startled me!" Iono says, jumping, her two hairpins' eyes briefly flashing yellow to emote with her. "Eh, no, not really... just thought no one was here... most of the time we say, like, "good morning," or "sup" or something like that."

Iono leans to the side a little to look at the Venusaur, staring it down for a moment before returning her attention to the other gym leader in the room.

(If she goes for Lectra, it might be able to paralyze the other Pokemon, or Trick, who's fast enough to... Focus, Iono!)

"Yeahyeahyeah, that'd be me, actually!" Iono says, the eyes on her hairpins going starry anime-style when she makes the peace sign like she's posing for a photo, a rare emergence of her hands from the extremely long sleeves of her coat. "Supercharged streamer of Levincia City, at your service! Got sent here to help with buildin' hype, gettin' the peeps all charged with energy for the gym's opening, all that fun stuff... If you're fine with that, that is! Buut my major following of fans would definitely be a force for welcoming your gym on opening day if you did collab with me."

// for @poisontypejack !! if i got anything wrong lmk and ill edit the post

Getting told to go help out the new Gym Leader is not something Iono gets told to do a lot. Mostly because there haven't been any new gym leaders in a while and she did think it was pretty unanimous that she was not the person to help set up any gyms. And while it would be nice to meet new gym leaders, bor-ing! She had her own successful thing goin' on. No time for construction work or puzzle making when stream is at twelve and her makeup takes two hours to get done and it's already ten.

BUT.

There was the question of anticipation for a new gym and how it was a little lackluster at the moment. And who could build hype better than her? Assuming she was not self-glazing at all when she volunteered, which she would totally never do, than the supercharged streamer of Levincia City— and by extension her Iono Zoners spreading the word— would be no better choice.

(Alright, she might be self-glazing. Juuust a little, though.)

The gym looks pretty nice, though when she hesitantly peeks inside to the arena she does think it needs a few more cameras to catch every angle of a battle that will probably occur here. Well, she can do that no problem— if her plan goes right, that is. If not, the three Rotom phones and laptop in her coat's inner pockets will remain there.

Oh, wait. She hasn't even met the Gym Leader yet to see if he'll accept a collab. Is he not there? Or maybe her line of sight from peeking in the door just isn't great and he's just out of where she can see. It would be rude to just walk in and announce herself, but this is important!

She steps in all the way, though she does look down at the phone to fire off a quick text to the gym leader group chat that's barely used instead of immediately looking for anyone in the gym, which might be rude also, but then again, social norms do not exist for the chronically online.

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I have— helps me sleep, but of course, sleep brings nightmares! Makes 'em a lot cornier, though, like who fights an army of zombies by Dynamaxing themselves? But I might look into the petals, if I can find a supplier...

Or someone who pays me to try them

Iiiiiii have been having nightmares again!! Not fun!! Mismagius might be causing the resurgence? I dunno auuuuugh it's so annoying mostly because I can't get back to sleep after them but I gotta do the technical part of Gym Leader stuff y'know? And taxes, sometimes. I wish I was a kid again

Haters can screenshot this I think u guys r hilarious

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Ion think you want this one the air is so supercharged it feels like lightnings about to strike every time u go outside. Don't think it's legendary influence tho

Hello Rotumblr what is up (the thunderstorm)

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I feel that in my SOUL. Its the doing nothing that takes u out

Hop barely did anything today and yet he just fell asleep like a brick. He really is built different.

— Arven

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// for @poisontypejack !! if i got anything wrong lmk and ill edit the post

Getting told to go help out the new Gym Leader is not something Iono gets told to do a lot. Mostly because there haven't been any new gym leaders in a while and she did think it was pretty unanimous that she was not the person to help set up any gyms. And while it would be nice to meet new gym leaders, bor-ing! She had her own successful thing goin' on. No time for construction work or puzzle making when stream is at twelve and her makeup takes two hours to get done and it's already ten.

BUT.

There was the question of anticipation for a new gym and how it was a little lackluster at the moment. And who could build hype better than her? Assuming she was not self-glazing at all when she volunteered, which she would totally never do, than the supercharged streamer of Levincia City— and by extension her Iono Zoners spreading the word— would be no better choice.

(Alright, she might be self-glazing. Juuust a little, though.)

The gym looks pretty nice, though when she hesitantly peeks inside to the arena she does think it needs a few more cameras to catch every angle of a battle that will probably occur here. Well, she can do that no problem— if her plan goes right, that is. If not, the three Rotom phones and laptop in her coat's inner pockets will remain there.

Oh, wait. She hasn't even met the Gym Leader yet to see if he'll accept a collab. Is he not there? Or maybe her line of sight from peeking in the door just isn't great and he's just out of where she can see. It would be rude to just walk in and announce herself, but this is important!

She steps in all the way, though she does look down at the phone to fire off a quick text to the gym leader group chat that's barely used instead of immediately looking for anyone in the gym, which might be rude also, but then again, social norms do not exist for the chronically online.

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I can't believe we're trashing on compost now smh

(for legal reasons, this is a joke, and any complaint should be directed to my lawyer)

There's this pit in my backyard where I throw all my old electronics and some soda cans and I just threw a ton of my old smoke detectors in it lol. Plus my old ass computer

[Image ID: It's a picture of a large, murky pit near the corner of a pink house. The pit is a bright green and there are soda cans and what looks to be a laptop sticking out of it. The picture is grainy and low-quality.]

For some reason pictures around it are all compressed or something lmao Cyrush won't go near it

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nah prolly not radioactive I just wouldn't drink out of it. Unless ur a Magnemite and you want the cans

There's this pit in my backyard where I throw all my old electronics and some soda cans and I just threw a ton of my old smoke detectors in it lol. Plus my old ass computer

[Image ID: It's a picture of a large, murky pit near the corner of a pink house. The pit is a bright green and there are soda cans and what looks to be a laptop sticking out of it. The picture is grainy and low-quality.]

For some reason pictures around it are all compressed or something lmao Cyrush won't go near it

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There's this pit in my backyard where I throw all my old electronics and some soda cans and I just threw a ton of my old smoke detectors in it lol. Plus my old ass computer

[Image ID: It's a picture of a large, murky pit near the corner of a pink house. The pit is a bright green and there are soda cans and what looks to be a laptop sticking out of it. The picture is grainy and low-quality.]

For some reason pictures around it are all compressed or something lmao Cyrush won't go near it

[iobsteriono]

Secret League Hack: Any gym leader will eat or drink anything during mid-match snack breaks provided the challenger wires enough money to their account beforehand

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P sure tourists violate at least one really old law in that vein by just stepping onto lumiose soil so it's very easy to break them considering how many old laws it has

Hello Rotumblr what is up (the thunderstorm)

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Team Star as a thing reminds me a lot of the early Iono Zone back when it was just a friend group and messaging forum at my school!! 'Course mine blew up in spectacular fashion, whereas Team Star has kinda evolved Pokemon-style out of its bad rep, but it's still so heartwarming to look at all these trainers who sometimes occasionally even stop by my gym and see how unified they are! Well, they weren't for a while— buuut we will pretend that never happened

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some kid rolled up today with a weird pokemon made of crystal that almost made trick terastallize without me making it do it? Huh???? They rematched me and I said "yeah okay suresies let's go!!" because I thought it was just a freak accident, that happens sometimes around me on scar ouchie days, THAT THINGS MOVES WERE ALL SUPER EFFECTIVE ONCE I TERASTALLIZED MY ACE?? juliana you have some explaining To Do. (said in eggman voice)

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Doesn't lumiose still use lead pipes or have they changed that. You can't get much worse than that unless ur pouring liquid nosepass into the sink

Hello Rotumblr what is up (the thunderstorm)

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Oh sweet. Sunny days are great for eatin' picnics and stuff with the gang!!

Hello Rotumblr what is up (the thunderstorm)