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Obviously Johnny Truant could never solve Disco Elysium but could Harry Du Bois understand the house? Could he speak to it with high enough Shivers? Or perhaps it would be written off by the world as simply a concentration of pale.
#disco elysium#house of leaves#harry du bois#call that the 5 and a half minute hole in reality#crossovers for an audience of one (1) (me)
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i think its really telling how a lot of cis people will wring their hands over detransitioners and tomboys and the idea that testosterone is this HUGE risk that you have to be clinically diagnosed to take.... yet in the same breath have zero sympathy for trans girls in puberty who are essentially dealing with the same effects against their will.
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not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.
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In my house straight up "leaving" it, and by "it" well haha let's just say not my house oh my god I'm trapped help I can't go back it's swallowing me I fucked up I'm sorry I'm sorry I shouldn't have I shouldn't have I
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i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed
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you know cloth mother and wire mother would have the messiest lesbian breakup ever
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WASHING RICE. the thing we are talking about is WASHING RICE. PASSING WATER OVER RICE. an action that takes anywhere from 30-120 seconds. you 'DON'T KNOW HOW' to WASH RICE. you 'DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO LEARN' how to WASH RICE. the concept of IMMERSING RICE IN WATER has passed you by because you were not TAUGHT AS A CHILD.
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Kills 99.9% of all germs
Prints
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could toby fox put all the undertale characters on art fight. is he allowed
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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]
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she let me hit cuz she's a bad judge of character
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Countries should threaten release American works into the public domain, n-years earlier, as a special punishment for America's poor behaviour in trade recently. If America threatens revenge in kind, then horror of horrors, we might end up with reasonable international copyright system with copyrights of a reasonable length.
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