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Taeyong: Alright Jisung! It’s time to practice pronouncing words! [shows a sock]

Jisung: cock!

Taeyong: I- okay next one

Taeyong: [shows a blanket]

Jisung: bang kit!

Taeyong:

Taeyong: [shows a kitten]

Jisung: titty!

Taeyong: NO-

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Taeyong: Alright Jisung! Time to learn how to pronounce words! [shows ambulance]

Jisung: am...ahm am.... AMBER LAMPS

Taeyong: okay... [shows blanket]

Jisung: bang kit!

Taeyong:

Taeyong: [shows a cat]

Jisung: titty!

Taeyong: NO

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Taeyong: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth

Jaehyun: no man can look at you and be straight

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Kun: [looks at WinWin] One taught me love.

Kun: [Looks at Xiaojun] One taught me patience.

Kun: [Looks at Lucas being egged on by Ten, Hendery, and YangYang into eating a tide pod] One taught me kids are fuckING STUPID LUCAS PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD-

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Taeyong: I accidentally tripped someone down the stairs!

Taeil: Fuck. Go say “Are you okay!”

Doyoung: No, say “I’m sorry!”

Taeyong: *walks up* ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

Taeil:

Doyoung:

Taeyong: WHY DID YALL TELL ME TO SAY THAT?!

Doyoung: YOU MIXED UP OUR SENTENCES-

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Ten: Hey, Johnny?

Johnny: Yeah?

Ten: You got a pretty face there

Johnny: Thanks?

Ten: And some pretty nice lips~

Johnny: Thank you?

Ten: They would look amazing sucking this-

Jaehyun: POPSICLE! YOU WANT A POPSICLE JOHNNY?

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Jaehyun: *whispering* Tae, please, no one knows we’re dating

Johnny: *walking by* yes, we do

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Johnny: Knock Knock

Ten: Who is it

Johnny: It’s the police

Ten: What do you want?

Johnny and Yuta: We just wanna talk

Ten: How many of you are there

Yuta: 2

Ten: Then talk to each other

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Hyuck: I’m gay for you

Mark: *sweats* haha you mean you’re gay so I don’t have to be!

Hyuck:

Yuta and Jaehyun: *watching from a distance* are you fucking kidding me

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Jaehyun: Sure, I’ll help you with your math homework

Jaemin: Great! So how do I get to 11?

Jaehyun: You...*yawns* you hold up 11 fingers and count them

Jaemin:

Jaemin: Taeyong taEYONG I ONLY HAVE 10 FINGERS

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YangYang: Hey! High five!

Xiaojun: Never.

YangYang: What? Why

Xiaojun:

Xiaojun: Why? WHY?

Xiaojun: ILL TELL YOU WHY

Xiaojun: LAST TIME I AGREED TO A HIGHFIVE YOU PROCEEDED TO FIVE-STAR MY FACE WITH YOUR PALM

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Taeyong: [looks at Jaehyun] One taught me love.

Taeyong: [looks at Doyoung] One taught me patience.

Taeyong: [looks at Mark being egged on by Johnny, Taeil, Yuta, Hyuck, and Jungwoo into eating a tide pod] One taught me kids are fuckinG STUPID MARK PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD-

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Mark: So, let’s get this straight-

Yuta: More like let me run this BI you.

Taeil: Let’s see this PAN out.

Johnny: Let me ace-cess this situation.

Jungwoo: We need to queer the air.

Mark: I’m gay.

Johnny: Thank you for your contribution.

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Jeno: Hey, what do our comeback and the microwave have in common?

Renjun: *sigh*

Renjun: What

Jeno: Both went BOOM

Renjun: .....?

Jeno: The microwave exploded

Renjun: WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST SAY-

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Kun: Hey Hey Hey guys I have a great joke

WayV:

Kun: What happened to the last guy who called a kilt a skirt

WayV:

Kun: Well.....He was kilt

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Hyuck: Hey!

Mark: Don’t talk to me.

Hyuck: Why?

Mark: Last night you were so drunk you put my Mac book into the microwave and poured cheese all over it.

Hyuck: Really?!

Mark: Yeah. You said you were making “Mac and Cheese”

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Taeil: Hey! I grew a few inches

Johnny: ;)

Taeil: Haha Yeah! Everything will be so much easier

Johnny: Mhm definitely

Taeil: Okay, I’ll see you tonight

Johnny: I can’t wait ;)

Taeil:

Taeil: wAIT I MEANT TALLER-