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the new marina album actually slaps....... i kind of cant believe it. it sounds like of like tfj and froot had a love child. first 3 albums remain untouched but this is definitely my fav release of hers since froot oh life is truly so beautiful sometimes

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ty blackthorn and the unsent project

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Neil Josten, born Nathaniel Wesninski

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what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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[gasp] and they were roommates.

(The death grip these disaster children have had on me since the very beginning)

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obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

you arrogant fool (abby)

you imbecile (kevin)

your ball-battered brain (kevin)

you feckless child (kevin)

those clowns (trojans)

pet goalkeeper (andrew)

the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]

kevin’s pet monster (andrew)

the sunshine court [derogatory]

wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)

unhinged optimist (renee)

some plump shrink (bee)

that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]

you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]

an abominable cockroach (neil)

the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]

andrew’s twin

worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)

a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]

annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)

strange and misguided (the trojans)

the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)

the sunshine court [less derogatory]

“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)

wretched beast (gr****n)

your ignorant mouth (lucas)

“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)

neil, being the person he was,

you ignorant child (neil)

miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

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The Sunshine Court, a comedy at heart.

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"Andrew ghosted a kiss across Neil's hip before–" well, you know 👀

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Thais‘s flowercard!

She‘s an icon, she‘s a legend and she‘s the moment (anybody else screaming because she‘s so beautiful?!)

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kitty artist 🌈🖍️

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it's been so long since cc ever brought this up that i'm pretty sure she's scrapped it and it isn't about anybody. rest assured it won't be in a book and will just be a nameless teaser forever

@julescarstairs and I just found this first snippet to go along with the second (which I've always been worried is Kit) and I think I know what those five words are (if these two snippets do indeed go together)

"I love you, Ty Blackthorn."

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Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.

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reblog this and tell me what you think your top song of the year is gonna be for spotify wrapped

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i expected to see the apocalypse before i saw nora sakavic announce a jean moreau book and yet

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It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

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one thing no one tells you about barbie is john cena emerging from the ocean waves with dua lipa and that's the exact thing i would have wanted to be warned about