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Affection that held us together

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DIZZY

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what if,,,, vampire but also cowboy

ref

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Maître

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OH MY GODDDD

Genos? Where are you? I can't see you with my big ass bald head over here!

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Louis and Claudia, dancing in the sunlight

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O Favorito do Demônio (00/20)

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HDJSJSKAKAJ

they really are the most divorced married couple of all time huh

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Beloved. My Beloved Boy, you must wake. No, it is not an emergency. No, nothing is on fire. I have something to share with you. I have discovered a new application on the computer, one that I did not put there myself. It is called Microsoft Paint, and within it, I can use an assortment of colors and brushes to create artworks. I have studied each of the tools extensively, and proudly can announce that I have mastered the program. With my newfound skillset, I have Microsoft Painted you as Ganymede, and myself as Zeus. Yes, I am the Eagle. You can tell that it is me by looking at the eyes. I have perfectly matched the saturation and hue variables to that-- Beloved? Daniel. Daniel, please do not go back to sleep, I am not done--

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Ah! You’ve awoken, my lo-yes, I am using your laptop. Hush now and listen. I have installed this charming little game application called The Sims! I have made digital avatars of us and all of our friends that live in your computer. And- oh, yes. That’s a modification I’ve made to the game that allows us to do it on the dining room table while Louis watches, beloved. Isn’t it wonderful? Look, Claudia is on fire. Daniel, don’t fuss. I assure you it was due to an ill fated kitchen accident. I could not have prevented it.

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Daniel, wake up, guess what? Oh don’t give me that attitude first thing in the evening. I’ll tell you anyway, Lestat has been caught driving whilst under the influence of drunk blood! And the policeman arresting him allegedly caught him muttering “this is going to ruin the tour” under his breath. Theres countless internet memes about it already! Isn’t that hilarious, darling? Daniel? You- stop pretending to fall asleep when I’m talking to you.

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HELO ME

monsieur molloy….it has been apparent throughout my intrevieúow that you are distracted by sexuel et pathétique thoughts of le gremliene…pour l'amour de dieu….danielle you must not let your maker, as my dévoué mortal acolytes might say, live in your head sans rent. i refuse to let that détestable deadbeat ruine our much anticipated sequelle…let alone the touere...now PLEASE ask again about what inspires moi. also toi must stop broadcasting la mémoire of armand díckhing you down to all vampires within une centaine de kilomètres radius…merci…. is your enregistreur audio still following the hypnotique souende of moi voix?? brillante...i shall continue…

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Wake up now, darling, I’ve acquired a speakeasy suite at the Forest Hills Stadium. The previous tenant will not be missing it. Chappell Roan is entertaining tonight. I’m quite fond of her avant-garde approach to the current century’s ideal of the pop icon. I’d like for us to exchange blood and do the hot-to-go dance. Fret not, beloved, I’ll teach you on the way. I’ve readied a shirt for you. It says, “He put his canine teeth in the side of my neck.” A witticism! Mine says, “I am he.” Dress quickly, I’d dread to miss Femininomenon. Rashid is picking up that cocaine you prefer and will be meeting us at the concert hall.

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I LOVE THIS TREND SM

Beloved? Don't startle, it is just me. Do you own a "pinterest" on your telephone? I ask because I have created a "pinterest board," compiled of images that remind me of your likeness, using my electronic pad. Ah, but it is still a work in progress, I require your input. It is imperative that you make an account of your own so that I can make you a collaborator to my "pinterest board," Daniel. You must delete the pictures you deem inaccurate, so to better my image of you.

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Daniel, it appears I have won us another free iPhone 15! Yes, I’ve given them your address and banking information. To aid in the collection of our prize. Daniel— do NOT raise your voice to me, Daniel. You forget yourself. Why must you always belittle my accomplishments? Beloved, we need only pay shipping

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beloved. beloved wake up its me. i need your online banking account details. *thrusts extremely cracked iphone on full brightness blaring an obnoxious tiktok in daniels face* darling this. tiktok shop. it sounds absolutely wonderful- no this wont be like temu again, no, no- it wont be like aliexpress either. beloved- it doesnt matter i already have your bank account details. *grips daniels hands and smiles intensely* i bought us several hundred of those big papa pickles