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So you're putting sparkles on a mental disorder and giving it a fancy name because "wow headmates is better than DID, totally won't get ridiculed now." The fact that this person was telling me to go check "Headmates" as a scientifically backed term is retarded. If it's DID, then there are much better terms for it, ones that actually make you sound like you aren't a complete, bumbling idiot. If you have DID, I don't care. I care about the people who are saying they have headmates and are a multiple system and can front shit. You just have a mental disorder. People have those things. They don't have to go around making shit up when they can just say what they have. I'm sure it would be much easier to explain at the dinner table, too.

Wow, hot damn. It. Has. Been. A. While. I’ve been busy being a successful young man by day and a model building, anime watching weeaboo by night. I’ve been reading around, lurking in the shadows and silently seething in hatred at the current things happening in the world. As much as I hate that...

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Headmates, Otherkins

Wow, hot damn. It. Has. Been. A. While. I've been busy being a successful young man by day and a model building, anime watching weeaboo by night. I've been reading around, lurking in the shadows and silently seething in hatred at the current things happening in the world. As much as I hate that shit, I'm more concerned with what I've been reading about lately; Headmates and Otherkins.

Alright then, so headmates... It's pretty much what it sounds like. You have any number of people (your choice) living in your head space. No one else can hear them, no, just you. It can be space monsters from the plant Red XIII, or a cowboy killed during the Wild West. Hell, if you like Doctor Who (Shut the fuck up, I know most of you asshats like Doctor Who. Bleh.), then one, or all, of those headmates can be various Doctors! HOW NEAT! Finally, you can tell the whole damn world (tumblr) that you're a special little princess (or prince. Ayyy lmao).

Oh, and since you're the only person who can hear them, or know they're there, then anyone who disagrees with you and tells you that you might actually be a little bit crazy will automatically be wrong! They can't prove they're there or not. Woo! It's shit like this that pisses me off. Like, if you're legit hearing voices, you need to see someone before those same voices start telling you to shoot the school up. You're not an anime character, you can't have people talking to you. It's one hundred percent impossible at this time on planet Earth to have people living inside your brain. Especially things who don't exist, like Doctors or Luke Skywalker.

If anyone comes up to me and tells me they have headmates, they're getting laughed at. I'll take the shooting, fuck, whatever. The fact that you think the voices in your head are something other than your insanity taking hold is completely ridiculous.

Which brings me to OTHERKIN! WOOOO! People who think that, on the inside, they're also an animal of some sort. This animal can, too, be a mythical creature like a dragon, or chimera. It's ridiculous. All these pictures of people looking into a mirror and saying "I wish they could see me as I see me." are getting old. You can not, in any way, shape or form, be part animal. It's not how we, as humans, work. Your "spirit" cannot be part anything, except for part retarded. This isn't a furry Shaman King, yo, so take that shit outta here.  

"Oh, man, my past life as a majestic cat has just flashed before my eyes! Meow~ :3 I'm now ready to be totally annoying, nyaaa~" 

This one feels like a short rant. Maybe I'll get another one done later.

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I'm Shaming Dem Fatties

Time for another episode of: I Hate Everyone!

This time, children, we're taking a look at this new sensation known as

FAT SHAMING

Oh man! What could that mean!? Well, to you non-hating folks who don't see things to hate about everyone on the Earth, it means that just because you're fatter than a bloated land whale on a scooter and you eat a million calories a day, we should all accept your unhealthy life style and look the other way, even though you're completely disgusting and no one likes you. 

These fat fuck stains believe that most of them are completely fine and are healthy and that it's us, the skinny or slightly chubby people, that are unhealthy because we don't shove gallons of cholesterol and diabetus into our gullets. Some people believe that doctors (y'know, the people who went to school for years on end and have had tons of practice in their profession) are  completely wrong about calling people morbidly obese or telling them they need to lose weight because of some random internet studies they searched on Google. 

Plenty of these land whales believe that anyone that loses weight and becomes a functional member of society, or anyone that hasn't gotten to Jaba The Hut sizes have what is called THIN PRIVILEGE!

That means that society is all like "Oh, ew, you're that fat? Go. Leave. No one likes you." Which is awesome, because I totally support that. Anyone who is skinny doesn't know the troubles a fat person requires to survive, which is also completely true because we don't take up so much space and require less food to live because our brains aren't wired to need food within the vicinity of an arm's length away every fifteen minutes. 

You see, society is much kinder to skinny people because most of us require less resources to actually sustain ourselves. No one wants to sustain the lifestyles of someone who has their own gravitational pull (all the better to suck in food with no need to move). We're also healthier and can do many more jobs because some of us work out, or we can stay active much longer because we're not lugging around the weight of twenty-seven super suns. 

On another note, I want to call you all unhealthy. Disgustingly unhealthy. Your bodies can't sustain the weight of your massive fat pockets. Your joints are so stressed from the weight, your heart is working double time to pump blood through your constricted veins and your inability to take in enough oxygen isn't helping whatsoever. That's all just given knowledge (and a picture on the internet that's funny as fuck. Go look for it.)

Now, there are some people who actively try to lose weight to become healthy and be happier about themselves. They have willpower. They know they're unhealthy and they try to fix that. You other mother fuckers, on the other hand, don't even try, or you tried once and thought it was too much work. Yeah, it is a lot of work, it's never easy. If you had done anything with your life at all except eat, you'd know that. 

That's just a rant. I don't like you fuck faces. Go exercise and get healthy, you pork-bellied, blubber nugget, pudge muffins. 

You're all fat as shit and no one loves you. 

Love, 

Me.

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Fuck Feminists

Seriously. Fuck 'em. They need it. Maybe they'll shut up once they get a good dickin'. It wouldn't be a correct rant if I didn't go ahead and explain why I hate feminists. First of all, you don't support equality, no matter how much you try to make it seem like that. You support women being on a higher pedestal than men. Why? For what purpose would you want to do that? You have rights and anyone saying women don't are insane, because you've been fighting for them for decades and you've won. All the time.

Second, you claim "privilege" any time you get offended. The fuck is privilege? Someone explain it to me, please, because I really want to use it the next time a feminist loud-mouths. You use it to try to get out of a situation and invalidate any argument against your cause. If that's the case, then all of you have "Female privilege", mmdo ho ho. See that shit? I pulled a feminist, because privilege can be used on anything. Literally. My dog has "pet privilege" because he can shit in the backyard while people are having a barbecue and they'll just look away in disgust instead of calling the police.

And, what is this about the whole rape thing? What's the definition now? You keep changing it so it's hard for me to write my paper on rape apology when I can't define rape. As far as I know, if I sneeze in your general direction from three miles away, I can get blamed for rape. If you people keep claiming rape on everything guys do in your vicinity, we're just not going to pay any mind to you. About to fall down a manhole? Sorry, don't wanna be charged for rape. Passed out drunk in an alleyway because you have no sense of when to stop drinking because you are fucking dumb? Ha! Guess you're gonna sit there all night and wake up disoriented and covered in grime because I was to afraid to wake you up and ask if you were okay. 

OH! On the subject of me hating feminists, why do you guys think you're so much better than other people, just because you're a "male who supports feminism"? Are you expecting some of that dry, angry pussy? You're allowing this dumb bullshit to happen because you have no idea what to support. Also, another thing, I don't believe women should be praised for anything that men already do, and vice versa. No one should be praised because they're different and new to the scene, but no. Beta, pussy-whipped males like to come in and throw praise around like it's fucking confetti, as long as it's a woman doing something a man has done before. 

I'm sorry. The whole post is probably incoherent gibberish, but my white-hot rage of one thousand suns couldn't be contained. Also, before I close, I just want to say I support women's rights and equality. That's a-o-fuckin'-k in my book. You want equality? Fuck yeah. We can be equals. Feminists have twisted the meaning of women's rights and made it into something akin more to a religion of white, heterosexual male hating crones. 

So fuck you, tumblr-feminists and feminists of the world, you can make way while the rest of the world actually tries to get true equality rolling. I want you to say those words, too, just so I can make certain that you have nothing to say that is in any way helpful to society. 

(Trigger warning. See what I did there? I put it at the bottom for you.)

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Why I Hate Blood on the Dance Floor

Why I Hate Blood On The Dance Floor

Hating Blood on the Dance Floor is easy. Insult their terrible music, their looks, Dahvie's blatant bisexual pedophilia, or all of the above. Others may go out of their way to speak out about Dahvie's bullying, even though he constantly preaches the concept of unity and respect. I do hate them, Jayy less than Dahvie or the rest of their fans, for many, if not all, of the reasons above. I also hate them for something else entirely; their drilling into their fan's minds that them being "different" makes them outcasts. 

BOTDF is advertised mainly to white, scene girls who think it's cool to like a "knee-jerk" band, but their other demographic is the "I'm different and I sorta need something to latch onto" group. They constantly preach "we're all outcasts so come to us and we'll treat you nice." They make it to where those who have a few different ideas than most are complete pariahs and that they can only be loved by this band. Some people have it a little hard at home and this band says "Hey, that little bit of anger you could share with us and then become a total individual with us! Outcasts, yeah!" 

If they truly wanted to preach the fact that being different is completely fine, they would give these people different ways to express anger, or feel better about themselves. Their video "Rise up" (or something like that, I'm too lazy to go find the title) is a clear example of this. They say "Hey, no one wants to listen, the world is complete and utter shit for everyone who isn't part of that social circle! Keep being an outcast! Oh, by the way, don't talk to anyone about your problems, either. Let them try and guess what's wrong." Seriously? How about tell them "Talk to someone. Your best friend. A pen pal. Your family. A counselor. If our music is cool, listen to it, but don't let us be the main way for you to relieve your pain and your wallet of money." 

I was bullied plenty. I felt like I had nothing to live for and actually contemplated suicide many times in my life. Yeah, I listened to music. Music is nice and it does help, but don't let a band who's only there to milk you and your problems be the sole reason of living or some shit like that. Talk with somebody. There are plenty of places on the internet where you can talk to people and they'll be able to provide helpful words. I talked with my best friend all the time and we helped each other through our depression. I stopped eating to ease myself and began eating healthier and working out. To this day, I'm not entirely part of that social norm. 

I have different views, different ideas on how things should be done, what constitutes a joke, etc... I didn't let a band teach me that. If listening to BOTDF is good for you, by all means, do it. However, don't let them squeeze your problems for every cent you're worth. Take a step back, look at what you have. Look at who you can talk too, who you can lean on when it's getting tough. Grow stronger with friends around you. Some people will come to this and say, "fuc u PLUR go die, botdf is gr8!" I'm ready for this if it ever does happen. I only hope to help people with this message and I hope that someone could break away and become an individual instead of being a sheep. 

It's late, I'm going to bed, good night everyone.