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"Hi." - Abigail

Thank you for your wisdom. Best npc dialogue ever written.

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I just think it's really funny that Harvey is the only person in Pelican Town that has glasses yet the player can find so many pairs of broken glasses in the trash/in the water like how does he go through so many pairs

(Edit: Maru's broken glasses end up in the lake)

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CAN ROBIN HOLD MY HEAD TOO

I WANT SOMEONE TO STEER ME ONTO A BOAT

no thoughts, just robin holding steve and eddie's head to get on the boat

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Until I Found You - Chapter 2.5

Notes: These .5 chapters are just short fillers that I think of from Dark’s perspective, enjoy :), takes place at the same time as chapter 2.

“You were looking at my bookshelves?” God what a pathetic excuse to learn more about the human. It worked though, they stayed. I watched them curiously skim through all of my books and I offered for them to borrow a couple. Usually, I articulate my words and well, but the question just slipped out of my mouth. I would never let any of the others borrow any of these books. I wouldn’t even let most of them lay a finger on them. Y/N seemed so intrigued by them though. It was strangely quiet around them. I couldn’t hear a single thought in their head. Maybe this was why Starlight wanted them. Humans were usually the most susceptible to my abilities. There was a smash from downstairs and Wilford’s gun went off. I rushed out of the room with Y/N close behind me. They were just about to go downstairs so I put my arm out to stop them. I went down to help the others downstairs. Of course, the human didn’t listen and came down anyway, but at least none of us got hurt. I helped Wil and the others clean up the mess that had been made before heading back upstairs to finish my work for the day. I noticed that Y/N had left their books on my table, and I went to make sure they got them. 

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Fun fact: my pfp came from my niece.

I was trying to put her to bed with her mum and she said "dont be so worried" and I replied with "I'm not worried" (even though I most definitely was).

There was a slight pause and then "its just that your face is like..." and then she made the exact face of the awkward cat.

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Until I Found You - Chapter 2

Notes: darkiplier x reader, getting into it now ;) but very slowly

TW: guns, violence, blood

Wilford wanted to throw you a party. Something about celebrating how you’re at the manor now, finally. He had written out invitations for everyone that said that the party started at 5 pm. You spent most of the day in your room, as you hadn’t gotten used to the new situation you were in yet. Eventually, your stomach grumbled, forcing you to go downstairs in search of food. There were what seemed like thousands of balloons tied to the bannister. You ran your fingers through the strings of the groups of balloons that were tied, watching them bounce into each other as you moved them. Once you got downstairs you saw that there were even more decorations, just everywhere. Streamers, balloons, anything you could think of. Wilford was already down there setting up a table in the middle of the living room.

“Y/N! You’re the only person that’s come down to enjoy the party so far.”

“It’s like 2 pm, the invitations did say 5. I was coming down to grab some food,” you replied.

“Well perfect! I have a bunch of food right here!”

“Oh no, this is your food for the party, I couldn’t-” you were cut off by endless amounts of food being put in your hands. You sat eating with Wilford for about an hour. He told you all of his plans for the party. You helped him set up a few more decorations (not that you thought he needed more, but you didn’t tell him that).

After that was done, he left you downstairs and started collecting the other egos and brought them down into the living room. Dr Iplier and The Host looked the most uncomfortable and they sat together talking quietly. The Jim’s were documenting the occasion. Yancy and Illinois were bickering over what music should be played. Yancy wanted some show tunes while Illinois wanted some soft jazz. Wilford walked in wearing a pink satin shirt, and took the controls from both of them and played some 80s disco music.

He walked over to you and asked you to get Darkiplier from up in his study. You walked up the stairs, hitting the balloon strings back on the way up. You walked down the long hallway and knocked on the door to his study. He told you to come in. You slowly opened the door and entered the room. On the right side of the room, there was a dark wooden desk he was sitting at with a couple of leather seats opposite him. On the left side of the room in front of the door there was a small round table and a few tall bookshelves filled with books. They all looked old but well kept and you wondered what stories they were filled with. You look back to his desk and found him looking up at you. You realised you hadn’t spoken since you’d been let into the room. You shook your head trying to shake the embarrassment off.

“Oh, Wilford asked me to get you to come downstairs.” Darkiplier sighed.

“I see. I’ve already told him multiple times that I have too much work to do.”

“Oh- sorry. I- I didn’t know, I’ll just go then” You started to close the door and head back outside when Darkiplier started speaking again.

“You were looking at my bookshelves?”

“Uh, yeah, it's- you have a lot of books,” You said as you opened the door again. He chuckled.

“That I do. Do you enjoy reading?”

“Yeah. I love reading. Do you mind if I-” you trailed off, gesturing to the bookshelf. “Not at all.”

You stepped fully back into the room and closed the door. You walked closer to the bookshelves as he stood up from his desk. You ran your fingers through the air in front of the books, slightly afraid to touch them. You skimmed through the titles. He had all sorts of books in here, there would be something for everyone.

“You can borrow a couple if you’d like” You jumped. You’d sort of forgotten that he was there.

“Really?” You stayed a few minutes longer to pick out a couple of the books you thought you would like. You were just about to thank Darkiplier and leave him to go back to the party downstairs when you heard a smash from downstairs followed by some gunshots.

Darkiplier turned his head toward the door at the sound and brushed past you. You placed the books on the edge of the table and followed him. You caught up to him at the top of the staircase but he put his arm out to stop you from heading down.

“No, you’re staying up here.”

“But, what if-”

“Stay. Here.” He took a moment to give you a short look to let you know he was serious. You stayed in the hallway pacing, fearing that someone had gotten hurt. You couldn’t take it anymore, and you made your way downstairs. You got to the doorway of the living room to see Wilford shoot someone a couple of times before wiggling his gun at their dead body.

“It’s rude to turn up uninvited to a party.” You glanced around the room, scanning everyone. It seemed like no one had gotten hurt, no one except the intruders of course.

“And now look what you’ve done to our carpet,” Wilford continued. You noticed the red starting to stain the white fluffy carpet. Darkiplier turned to look at Wilford and noticed you standing in the doorway.

“I told you to stay upstairs.”

After the short lecture Darkiplier gave you, you went back upstairs and went straight to bed. You couldn’t sleep. Too many questions filled your mind. Who were these people? What did they want from me? How did they know where I was? It dawned on you that staying here might put everyone else in danger. Especially if these intrusions were a common occurrence.

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Until I Found You - Chapter 1

Notes: darkiplier x reader, I tried to keep it gender neutral. This first chapter is just setting up the story. I'll try update soon to actually get into it.

TW: violence, blood, assault

You woke up on the cold, hard, stony floor of an alleyway. You pushed yourself off the ground and rubbed your eyes. It was dark enough that a few stars were visible but there was still some colour in the sky. You looked around and realised you didn’t recognise anything around you. Your head seemed perfectly clear. You felt fine, but you couldn’t remember very much. You didn’t know where you were or how you got here. There were people dressed in all black with masks over their faces and eyes. You wouldn’t be able to ID any of them. You felt a drop in your stomach as they started stepping closer to you, drawing out small knives and holding them out ready. You looked around for a potential exit but they had you surrounded. Your stomach dropped. There was no way for you to get out of this. One stepped forward in front of the others and started speaking to you in a low gravely voice.

“Y/N. You have to come with us. Now.” You shook your head and stepped a small step back.

“No, no. You- you must have the wrong person.” he chuckled lowly and stepped closer to you again.

There was a stabbing pain in the back of your head and the sound of a glass bottle smashing filled your ears. You fell to the ground and your vision started going out of focus and hazy. Not so hazy that you didn’t notice the flash of yellow in front of you. A massive contrast to the world around it. You thought it was talking to you. It snapped at you and things came into focus again. It was a man. With a pink moustache. He had a yellow button-up shirt, light brown khaki pants, and pink suspenders.

“Hey there friend, nothing to worry about. We’re gonna make sure everything’s alright” One of the other people there started to move towards him but he pulled out a gun and shot them. They fell to the ground and the blood started to seep from underneath them. You looked further down the alley and there was another man fighting your attackers. From what you could see, he was wearing a dark suit. He slashed at someone’s throat with one of his daggers and twisted his body towards you. A small piece of hair fell down in front of his eyes and he paused for a moment before twisting back around to slash at the person again. He had the same face as the man standing in front of you. You looked back at the man who had spoken to you and found that he was staring at you with raised eyebrows, expecting something. Did he ask me something?

“What’s your name?”

“Y/N.”

“My name is Wilford Warfstache.”

“What is going on, I- I don’t know where I am and these people! Who are these people” your face was heating up and your heart started to beat faster and faster as you realised how weird this was. Wilford and the other man had continued to fight a lot of the other people there but the last of them ran away. Wilford started to race after them, gesturing with his gun as he ran.

“Wilford. Get them, let's go.” Wilford grabbed my arm and in a split second we were out of the alley and standing in the doorway of a house. A big house. Wilford opened the door for you and bowed at you playfully and gestured for you to enter first.

“They’re back”. There were 6 other men in the living room through the door on the left, and they all had the same face as the two men who came to get you in the alley. There was someone dressed in a doctor’s coat, another like Indiana Jones, someone dressed in a trenchcoat with a bandana over his eyes, one of them was in a dark blue shirt with a ‘G’ on it, another with a black singlet that said ‘bing’, and the final person was in a plain white shirt and black jeans. You were soon acquainted with Dr Iplier, Illinois, The Host, The Jim’s, and Yancy. The Doctor took you into the medbay to check up on how you were doing. You stepped into the sterile white room and the Doctor gestured towards one of the beds and asked you to take a seat. He gently cleaned the wound on your head but luckily you didn’t have a concussion. Other than that, you were a pretty healthy person. After you had been given the all-clear, Dr Iplier left the room and came back with Darkiplier.

“So, you’ll be staying here with us. Any questions?” Darkiplier said as he stepped closer to the bed you were sitting on.

Wilford, Yancy, and Illinois took you around the manor, giving you a tour of where you’d be staying. They finally took you to your room. You were on the same floor as Darkiplier (as well as his study), Wilford, Illinois, and Yancy. The Host, Dr Iplier, and the Jim’s were on the next floor. They explained that they ate dinner together every night, with everyone taking turns to make it (With Wilford making desserts when he wanted to) and had a movie night at least once a month. They left you in your room understanding how tired you would be.