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Iris: fuck

Iris: im inebriated

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Iris: shoot then Iris: you’re interrupting my insomnia

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Willow: I know you are awake. Willow: I don’t care it’s 3am. Willow: I need to ask a favour.

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“Na, because men are too self-centered to want to eat pussy. Not unless they’re gettin’ something out of it. Say you’ll suck their dick though, and they’ll all crowd, gettin’ nothing in return. It’s fucking hilarious, the difference.”

“- Actually, I do. If you wish to casualy suck others their dick, it means you wish to be equals with the men who could eat any pussy they desire.”

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“Ooh, happiness, money, world domination. I could probably settle for something a little less though. Whatever you come up with babe. Get creative with it.”

“– what do you want then?”

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“Yep, that’s exactly what I’ve been saying for the past 5 minutes. Bit too confused to comprehend are you? It’s called a bit of kindness, you know, lookin’ out for your sexual desires.”

“if i say you’re my friend then you’ll give me a blow job?”

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“Must suck for you then, because my best talent is not being like most people. Sorry ‘bout that mate.”

“You know, most people would take their legs off and offer me a seat.”

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“Ooh sure is babe. My feet are lovin’ it. Bit of a ‘take the weight off’ seat to them, that one is.”

“Is this seat taken?”

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“If you’ve got a problem with it why don’t you do something about it? Throw one of those last minute ragers people do. I won’t be complainin’.”

“It’s fucking dead tonight.”

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“Depends how much you need. I’m poor as fuck, don’t expect any hundred dollar notes being thrown around here. Lemme check ... fifteen bucks? That good enough for your classy convenience store?”

Standing awkwardly outside the convenience store, thin wallet in hand, Jade glanced up only to catch gazes with a familiar peer. “Hey– Hey! Uh, this is kinda… whatever, but I don’t have any cash on me and I need some things. Could you spot me? I’ll owe you one. And I’m definitely a good person to need a favor from.”

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“People are naturally fucking dumbasses, you’ve gotta cut them a bit of slack. ‘Specially those hipster Starbucks workers - they try mixing it up as much as possible. You know, that extra bit of ‘unique’ bullshit all those types carry on about.”

“Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time a barista spelt my name wrong I’d be competing with Bill Gates as the richest person alive.” Wynter signed, glancing at the half empty Starbucks cup on the table. “It’s not that hard.”

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“Babe, just because you might be a feminist, doesn’t mean the rest of the world is. I literally just said I’d suck my friend’s dick and you think I’m all for gender equality?”

“- Each their own. Every feminist should have their decisions.”

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“Could be. If I’m gettin’ something out of this friendship too.”

“– we’re friends, right?”

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This is a friend-only offer. If you wanna take up that title then it’s all for ya.

Soo… Does that mean you’re offering? 

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“It’s called enjoying life, and those are two very different things. You should give it a shot someday, it’s a blast.”

“I’m just saying, you just want some attention and that’s not cool, girl.”

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“Check it out, he’s got some sass in him. No babe it is, gotcha. What I’m not gettin’, though, is what’s wrong with my attitude. Can’t accept how I am, don’t pay attention to it.”

“Don’t call me babe. Secondly, do you think you’re having a good attitude with that shit?”

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“If you’re sure. That was a full on offer right there; most guys’d kneel at my feet. Or, you know, I’d kneel at theirs. Not like the others are you, babe?”

“What do you mea— Wait, no! No!”

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Well fuck, I like me too, and I’m definitely into giving more proof if you need it. Keep up that likable status I’ve got goin’ for me.

You’re totally kinky, I can tell already. I like you.