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yeah sex is alright but is it as good as the 2006 action-adventure game okami? didnt think so bub

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can we do the alexandria's genesis bit again but on tiktok this time? i think there would be some exciting new health food scams that come out of it

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One time I got a callout post for being pro-palestine. The author wanted to call me a tumblrina. They also wanted to respect my nonbinary identity, and conjugated the word as "Tumblrine."

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Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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Okay but seriously… China gagged the whole world with this everybody else just pack it up it’s over

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there's this thing i love about sci-fi styles where eventually when you get too science fiction-y, you weirdly loop all the way back around to regular 17th century french nobility for the outfits.

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what is it about moms that makes them raise a person for 20+ years and not know how to treat them like a human

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bro you smoked the immersive sim weed? bro you're gonna have to throw your cups, bottles, and desk ornaments around the corner bro to distract the GUARDS bro or they're gonna find out you're fucking high

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men should be 10x hairier on average

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Whenever I see the heart in Dishonored all I can think is potato GLaDOS.

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real masculinity is letting me suck on it a little

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I’d hate to live in the 1950s not just because of the isms and phobias and that I’d be lobotomized and sent to an institution, but also because if all of the media I watch had a laugh track I’d be on the news

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the average person talking about the existence of extraterrestrial life talks about it in the same terms and intentions christians talk about god. the wish isn't for a new community or an expanded understanding as much as it is for someone who already has a higher understanding to come in and relay it to us. the shit people dream up where aliens drop incredible technology from the sky or invite us into a larger galactic society is a fantasy akin to rapture. i don't know that i'm going anywhere with this thought but i think i'm probably keeping it with me. the "atheist teen in a christian household" to "functional christian but instead of jesus it's a zerg" pipeline is real

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If you keep interfering with the soundboard while Aleksis is dancing - make him keep coming back and walking away - he'll eventually get pissed off and run upstairs to find out who's fucking with him. There's a couple ways to kill him quietly here, since he isolates himself in the upper hall.

Also, doing all of these in one night to give him the absolute worst experience.