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rigby: what can i do ya for? :D

eileen: free.

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CJ: i think i'm in love with mordecai... any thoughts?

margaret: and prayers. you're going to need them 😗

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It's us 💘

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mordecai: nine out of ten doctors recommend you stop being a little bitch

rigby: sorry..

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pops: i did something bad..

rigby: i'll get the shovel.

pops: yeah.. wait- what did you think i did?

rigby already holding the shovel: doesn't matter. no one will ever knoe

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thomas: you know you've made it when you see your pictures everywhere you go

benson: those are wanted posters!

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rigby: smart is attractive, educate me on something i don't know!

eileen: the mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus

rigby: Stop.

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mordecai: i need life advice

rigby sipping on a 2 liter soda bottle and eating raw cookie dough: you came to the right person

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(after mordecai got his heart broken)

rigby: are you drinking enough water dude?

mordecai: sometimes my tears fall in my mouth

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rigby: can you preheat our room? im almost at the house

mordecai: what are you, banana bread?

rigby: choose whatever you say next very carefully.

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benson: START TALKING!

mordecai: well i-

benson: SHUT UP!

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rigby: can i ask a dumb question?

eileen: better than anyone i know

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thomas: i can't wait to eat this bagel! ☺️

rigby just to mess with him: yes you can.

thomas: yeah, i guess you're right 😔

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pops: i scraped my knee :(

skips: well i guess we have to cut it off.

pops:

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rigby: wait! lemme call benson

[he calls benson]

benson when he picks up: what?

rigby: hey benson!

benson: hello. [hangs up]

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eileen: rigby, you remembered when i said we would be better off as friends?

rigby, naked in eileen's bed: no i absolutely do not

eileen, already taking off her clothes: fuck... me neither.

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rigby: you got mcdonalds?? mordecai, where'd you get mcdonalds from?

mordecai: ....mcdonalds?

rigby: bitch, gimme a fry!

mordecai: dude, is that how you ask?!

rigby: bitch, PLEASE give me a fry!