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its probably for the best that the First Doctor had decided to pretend to be human for the duration bcos otherwise he would probably have been so so racist about humans literally all the time

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Fandom Problem #9609:

It’s always so wild to me when there’s a character in a piece of media who is like canonically and explicitly stated to be a master manipulator and then people in the fan base will try to argue that the person is actually good and being earnest and it’s just like bro you’ve fallen for the manipulation.

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I could go on forever but my point is that a lot of leftists hold this cognitively dissonant belief system that requires them to believe that no one would ever act selfishly or out of irrational hatred for others if only all their needs were met, while simultaneously blaming all the world's problems on a class of people who have all their needs met and yet continue to perpetuate harm. And in order to make these two discordant sets of beliefs work together, it requires believing that "The Rich" are fundamentally, genetically different than Normal Working People, and behave differently and more selfishly than Normal Working People do or would when given that same power. And when one starts believing that The Elites are fundamentally, secretly inhuman and different than Normal Working People, it always, always circles around to blaming The Jews.

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i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

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Kitchen Knightmares

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Dangers of working on a set.

That’s what I said.

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THE MUPPETS (2011) dir. James Bobin

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forgive me if im being a bluh bluh huge bitch but i see this all the time with nonbinary characters and it’s especially irritating me with conversation about kris right now where people are like ok yes they’re nonbinary but we should probably discuss and like decide their agab . like even in stupid woke tumblr land you’re still pretty much inherently defined by your agab like because being an androgyne is too extreme a concept . does it bother anyone else people are saying theymab and theyfab as if that’s like cute and not just insinuating that your agab is an inescapable element of identity . like you can only ever be boylite or girllite . anyway im at work

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Sometimes Tumblr is a lot like trying to explain a toddler that you can't eat bugs and spiders because that's bad for you, and then someone shows up to lecture you about how spiders are a completely different class from insects, also you got "centipede" and "millipede" mixed up, so obviously you don't know anything about what you're talking about.

And if you try to answer like "do you want me to just let this kid just eat bugs or what", they'll get offended because correcting you about being wrong has nothing to do with implying that anyone would be eating bugs off the ground, obviously nobody is stupid enough to be doing that in the first place, that's a straw man and insulting to every group of people ever.

And then you look up at the other side of the yard and the toddler is there right back at it, slurping up centipedes like spagetti.

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No because this is how I feel every time I think about the episode. Imagine going to a prison called The Boiling ROCK which is on quite literally a ROCK and mainly made of METAL and it's surrounded by boiling WATER and not bringing THE WATERBENDER WITH A SPECIAL INTEREST IN PRISON BREAKS AND EARTHBENDER THAT INVENTED METALBENDING TOO WITH YOU

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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

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there's something so relatably tragic about kaiju. imagine you're big, so big that you become a danger to people just by existing. it's not your fault you're this big, and maybe even it's humans' fault you're this big. maybe you're even in pain.

you have special abilities that no one else has, but they only ever seem to destroy things and hurt people. and maybe you want to hurt people. maybe people hurt you, and you're lashing out against them. but then again, maybe you don't want to hurt them. maybe you just want to live. maybe you even want to be the hero. but even when you get your chance to be the hero, the people you save still try to hurt you.

no matter what you do, you're still big. too big for people. and you scare people. you scare people, so they hurt you. but it's not your fault you're so big. and you can't seem to escape them, the people. they're everywhere, and in more places every day. all the humans that are so very small but hurt you all the same. usually not enough to kill you or even seriously injure you, but enough that you feel it. and they won't stop at anything until you're dead.

and you're the only one quite like you. maybe the first of your kind, maybe the last. and it's amazing, but so very lonely. you might find others as big as you, but they never seem to be the same as you. and usually you just fight them, because you're both too big and this world is too small. you might make some friends, but even still, they'll never fully understand what it's like to be you. but then again, maybe it's enough that they understand what it's like to be too big.