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Jack: why won’t u tell me what’s wrong with Lucy?
Van Helsing: it’s CORN! a! big! lump with knobs! it has the j u i c e (it has the juice) i can’t imagine a more beautiful thing!!
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florence welch (florence + the machine) didn't perform one of her top playing songs never let me go for almost 10 years because she it reminded her of a really hard time in her life and at what I think was the first concert she sang it at for years she said "everything I've tried to push away, every part of myself that I thought was too broken or messy, if I put it in a song you always brought it back to me with love, and allowed me to see it in a different way"
which firstly makes me incredibly happy for her and her fan base because they really said it doesn't matter to us that you're human and feel deeply we still want you but also for everyone as a human it says even when you're at your most raw and vulnerable there will always be somebody out there who will receive you with love and return that part of you with even more love than before when you never expected that they would be there
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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn
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the definition of aura
update: choose your fighter
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recovering from an ed is such a odd but meaningful experience.
every time I catch myself thinking about the calories or missing the old me, i’m reminded that not once have one of my friends said they only like me for how little i eat, but they were over joyed when i started going out for dinner and getting a sweet treat on our thrifting runs. Feeling the air against my skin reminding me that I don’t need to be the smallest version of myself, i love being able to run, dance, doing awful cartwheels with my friends in the park, going to the corn maze, reading books, colouring, being excited to make a new recipe with my boyfriend, showing off that my dress has pockets, or having a day out just to try a new pastry place with my best friends; i finally have the energy and mental strength to do these things, when i feel a relapse around the corner i remind myself, even on bad body image days i am happy otherwise. my body isn’t who i am, but simply the vessel i get to dress up, put silly dresses on, paint my nails bright colours, get dirt and cuts on my knees after attempting something stupid with my friends, coming in with red cheeks and chugging water while waiting for my hot chocolate on the stove. life is good, trust the process, it gets better, keep fighting, keeping recovering. please.
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me
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List of Palestinian Evacuation And Support Fundraisers
Last Update: 05/19/2024
All fundraisers have been looked into by me or vetted by others. If anyone notices issues in validity with any of the fundraisers listed please let me know. Funding updates daily!
Fadi Al-Sharif and family ($22,855/$62,500 goal)
Hayam Taha and family (€15,593/€30,000 goal)
Deyaa and family (€16,787/€30,000 goal)
Deyaa reached the initial evacuation fee for his family and they have extended the goal to pay to support themselves after they evacuate.
Fatima Alshanti (kr20,562SEK/kr150,000 goal)
Shahed Ghazi and family ($19,721 CAD/$94,838 goal)
Little Yusuf and family (€21,462/€85,000 goal)
Sara & Huda Hajjaj and family ($9,071/$25,000 goal)
Mohammed JH Shamia's family (kr48,338 SEK/kr250,000 goal)
Maram Ahmed and family (€8,291/€30,000 goal)
Hamza Almofty and family ($6,306/$35,000 goal)
Mahmoud Jomaa (€2,614/€10,000 goal)
Dr. Mohammed Shaga ($2,436/$20,000 goal)
Abdulrahman Alshanti and family (kr145,099 SEK/kr350,000 goal)
Besan Almabhouh's family (€8,239/€25,000 goal)
Said Tanani and brothers (€33,565/€50,000 goal)
Donia Tanani and family (€73,129/€100,000 goal)
Hussein Shamiya, his pregnant wife, and son ($17,785/$40,000 goal)
Mohammed Shamia and family ($26,273/$35,000 goal)
Amro Bakr & kids Bakir and Tala (€15,080/€28,000 goal)
Almadhoun family ($23,955/$80,000 goal)
Child Mohammed and family (€20,214/€30,000 goal)
Sana'a and family (£25,641/£70,000 goal)
Noha Ayyad and family ($32,195/$95,160 goal)
Maryam Ayyad and family ($725/$15,000 goal!!!) - Maryam is related to Noha listed above, who is managing her fundraiser.
Hamza Sameer and family ($6,333/$55,000 goal)
Hamza is related to Noha, he is her uncle’s son.
Nazmi Mwafi and family ($6,671/65,000 goal)
Ibrahim Almofty and family ($7,442/$40,000 goal)
Hamdi Hejazi and family ($25,101/$25,000 goal) INITIAL GOAL COMPLETE!!!
Mohammed Ali and family ($10,185/$25,000 goal)
Heba and family (€58,634/€80,000 goal)
Mohammed Abuhasanein and family (kr10,077 SEK/kr 350,000 goal)
Rawan and Yemna (kr46,328 SEK/kr319,315 goal)
Laila Auda (€7,084/€35,000 goal)
Ola Madi (€2,454/€40,000 goal)
Tawfik Satoom and family ($6,227/$45,000 goal)
Laila Abd El Bari, her husband, and unborn baby Sham (€6,024/€25,000 goal)
Abdullah Mohammed and family ($6,765/$47,000 goal)
Ruba Abushaban and family (€11,040/€50,000 goal)
Hala, her husband, and their daughter ($6,715 CAD/$50,000 goal)
Hoda and Abdul Rahman ($2,409/$18,000 goal)
Al Maghari family (£4,524/£74,000 goal)
Arwa Abudawaba and family (kr238,599 NOK/kr500,000 goal)
Hani Alhajjar’s family (€12,735/€50,000 goal)
Ouda family ($18,822 CAD/$50,000 goal)
Rawan Ahmed and family ($13,410/$40,000 goal)
Dr. Wael Eldahdouh's family (€5,001/€110,000 goal)
Abdullah Lulu and family ($4,058/$6,000 goal)
Lara, Abdalla, and family (€10,656/€50,000 goal)
Firas Salem and family (€15,450/€65,000 goal)
Amal Abu Shammala's family (€43,170/€47,000 goal)
Dr. Mohammed Alshaer and family (€5,103/€18,000 goal)
Roqaya Al-Hayek and Mohammad Jamal Al-Hayek (€14,769/€25,000 goal)
Haya and family (€5,454/€60,000 goal)
Mohammed Dahdooh and family (£45,347/£45,000 goal)
INITIAL GOAL COMPLETE!!!
Ahmad Iyd and family (£4,588/£150,000 goal)
Renad and family (£1,332/£25,000 goal)
Mohammed Aljbour and family (€4,307/€25,000 goal)
Sarah's mother (€5,471/€15,000 goal)
Sarah reached her initial goal to evacuate her mother and has raised the goal to provide support for she and her family once they are in Egypt.
Dr. Hasan Adwan and family (€4,467/€98,000 goal)
Marah Atallah and family ($565/$27,000 goal!!!)
Dr. Nasrallah Almassri ($8,778/$30,000 goal)
Afnan Hasaballah (€3,230/€20,000 goal)
Linda Khwaiter and family ($385 CAD/$80,000 goal!!!)
Muhammad Al-Thalateeni and family (€6,102/€20,000 goal)
Al-Zaeem family ($3,009/$50,000 goal)
Mahmoud Al Tibi and family (€8,463/€60,000 goal)
Almoghrabi family (€1,537/€25,000 goal)
Mohammad's family (€8,147/€30,000 goal)
Aziz and his mother ($2,873/$50,000 goal)
Mohammed, his wife, and their newborn son ($840/$50,000 goal!!!)
Tala, her aunt, and their family (€18,071/€50,000 goal)
Ala Osama ($70/$50,000 goal!!!)
Aesha Balaha and family ($1,006/$10,000 goal)
Farah and family (€1,795/€35,000 goal)
Zinh Dahdooh ($3,792/$40,000 goal)
Rana and family (€5,141/€30,000 goal)
Al-Alami family ($543 CAD/$100,000 goal!!!)
Khaled and family ($33/$15,000!!!)
Tamer Alnoaizy and family (€3,357/€20,000 goal)
Ahmed Dawoud and family ($2,225/$87,000 goal)
Omar and family (€2,866/€20,000 goal)
Haytham and family ($752 CAD/$70,000 goal!!!)
Hamdi and family ($145 CAD/$62,000 goal!!!)
Mahmoud & Rawan (€944/€15,000 goal!!!)
Hashem, Samar, and baby Omar (€315/€45,000 goal!!!)
Aseel Maher and family (€1,559/€30,000 goal)
Mayada Jihad and family (€2,100/€30,000 goal)
Amal, her children, and her unborn baby ($718/$15,000 goal!!!) URGENT! 15 DAYS TO COMPLETE!!!
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Taylor saying cosmic love in Down Bad, Florence singing throughout the entire song and getting her own solo part in Florida!!! and now Taylor and Florence both have a song called Cassandra how are we doing Flo Swifties
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reblog and tag the 3 ttpd songs you relate to most <3
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17.3: Florence Welch in Brisbane // Taylor Swift in Glendale
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the 70’s: Stevie Nicks
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The Iranian Regime is going to execute rapper Toomaj Salehi for supporting protests of Jina Amini’s murder by the regime in his songs.
Iranian activist Elica Le Bon says, “Iranians in the diaspora picked up on the fact that the regime tends not to execute people who become known to the international community. We have seen many examples of prisoners that were either released on bail or had their sentences commuted through our “say their names to save their lives” campaign on social media, using hashtags to garner attention for their causes, and even before social media existed, through getting the stories of political prisoners to international media outlets. Once reported on, and once the eyes shift to the regime and the reality of its pending brutality, realizing that the action is not worth the repercussions, we have seen them back down and not execute. For that reason, this is part of an urgent campaign for readers to talk about Toomaj as much as you can, using the hashtag #FreeToomaj or #ToomajSalehi. Every comment makes a difference, and if we were wrong, what did we lose by trying?”
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pLEEAAAssseee i’ve been! on my! kNEEEEEsss change the proPHECCCyyyy don’t want money! just someone who! wants my compANNNNYYYY let it once be mEEEEE who do i have to spEEEAAAK to about if they can rEDOOO the prophecyyyyy
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happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !
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FLO-RI-DA!!!! 🥁 💥🥁 💥🥁 💥🥁 💥🥁💥
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Petition for Florence to cover Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? the witchy vibes would suit her so well
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