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i have no memory of writing this a couple of weeks ago but clearly drunk robyn had a vision of killing kevin day

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no one has asked about houseboat fic yet??? criminal omg i am here to request houseboat details pls

houseboat fic !!! this one is one i've had for agessss now and i chip away at very slowly because it's truly just me wanting to fulfill my houseboat dreams

in this one, remus is a hermit once again (i love hermit remus) and he lives on a canal boat !!! sirius is a messy university student who throws up in his plant pot on a night out. that's their meeting. very cute i know.

remus is a hermit man but he helps this random drunk guy get home safe, and then it's literally just four chapters of them meeting over and over again until remus is less of a hermit.

it's got age gap, it's got remus wanting to stay away from everyone and sirius being a big socialite, it's compromises and late night conversations, it's remus letting sirius drive the boat that's been parked up on the canal for years !!!!!

my beloved <333 houseboat <333 slice of life <333

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one of my favourite mini tropes is putting The Guy in baggy tracksuit bottoms. like oh? this guy has an incredibly perfected persona??? this guy is feared by all??? this guy is so closed off to absolutely everybody???

great. he's walking into the room rubbing his sleepy eyes and wearing incredibly large joggers. ofc he is.

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HES LIKE FIVE FOOT EVEN !!!!! BICEPS !!!!! HES JUST QUIET !!!!

oh i love them. i love them. and they go CAMPING ofc they do, i need to see how andrew reacts to shitty instant coffee !!!

hi also dont talk back pls <3

hiiii sar <3 so this is actually the andreil coffee shop au entirely inspired by this post by @irrevocablecondition (robyn ur MIND!!)

here is a snippet for u:

“He’s extremely rude,” warned their manager as Neil was finishing his paperwork. She fiddled with the lanyard around her neck and watched Neil carefully as he signed his name on the final dotted line. Her eyes softened when he looked over and their eyes met. “If he ever says anything to you, let me know, okay?” * “He is, without a doubt, actually fucking insane. Pretty hot, though. If you’re into that,” said the girl training Neil on the espresso machine. She looked thoughtfully over at him for a second before adding, “You know what? I think you’ll be into it.” * “He’s fucking annoying,” complained the guy who always roped Neil into taking the trash out to the dumpsters with him. “I don’t know why he comes in every day. He doesn’t seem to carry a single bit of joy in his tiny body.” They swung the trash bags into the dumpster and headed back inside, the late spring evening already muggy enough to make deep breaths feel a little bit like drowning. Neil didn’t bother pointing out that the height difference between the two of them was already pushing an entire foot. “What does he even do?” Neil asked. For all the times this guy had been brought up, no one seemed to be able to give him a straight answer. “You’ll see,” was his only cryptic answer. * “He’s just quiet,” the girl showing Neil how to work the register finally chimed in on his last training shift, when his nerves were at an all-time high. Neil couldn’t believe he hadn’t run into the guy yet. It was getting ridiculous, how frayed his nerves were getting, how riled up everyone seemed to be anticipating their meeting. He raised a disbelieving eyebrow at her. Her laugh was soft, like wind chimes. “An intense kind of quiet,” she conceded. Meeting Neil’s eye, she shrugged. “But I have a feeling you’ll do just fine.” * He’d been picturing some stuffy Wall Street type, annoyingly stiff in suits and ties with a Bluetooth headset and gel-slicked hair and a forehead like an unmovable object from Botox, probably. That’s the kind of guy who was, unfortunately to egos everywhere, no less than six feet tall. “He’s like, five foot even. If I’m being generous,” Neil said. Matt chuckled. “Yeah, but did you see those biceps? They could crush even me.”

this ask game

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Andreil get married cus Neil keeps ending up in the hospital and Andrew is tired of being relegated to the waiting room yadda yadda yadda BUT ALSO

Neil wearing his ring on a chain around his neck yeah?

ANDREW ON THE OTHER HAND suddenly wears MANY rings on BOTH hands and everyone is so busy writing articles and tweets about his sudden new fashion choices that no one questions the one on his ring finger

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what i love about aftg is that, yes. their names are Kevin and Neil. yes, our main love interest is not only five feet tall, but BLOND.

but 😁☝🏻 have you considered they have biceps? that changes everything.

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“I’m sorry. I’m sorry that he hurt you, I’m sorry that you’re still afraid to talk about it, and I’m sorry that you think I’ll never understand. I’m sorry that he tricked you into thinking you deserved it."

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okay hiiii i wanna hear more of rattle of your keys OR if u don't have more to say then damage damage me

hiii my love !!! (i havent forgotten about your voice note !! i need the kevjean thesis, you shall be my shower playlist tomorrow <33) i have a couple more snippets of rattle keys to share and then i'll yap away about damage, damage me !!

the snippets:

and then damage !!!

damage is my remadora thesis inspired by a comment i got on tiktok that said remadora would never work without teddy so,,, I AM KILLING HIM !

in this fic, they both survive the war and adjust to their life as parents to a newborn but teddy quickly starts showing Symptoms. it's nothing determinable, his breathing falters, his metamorph magic fades, etc etc. no healers can figure it out for a while until they eventually come to the conclusion that since metamorphism and lycanthropy both work via changing the body and pulling a magical core, teddy's body isn't able to handle it. they go through so many trials and solutions and tests and they believe it's working until the first time teddy transforms and then (rahhh redacted because if i think about that scene too much i Sob. Profusely.)

and then the rest of the fic is remadora trying to stick it out after his death. there's a lot of "you killed our son" and "funny, i was going to say the same to you." there's a lot of guilt from both of them, a lot of grieving, there's a revised version of the scene where remus runs to harry. THERE'S DRARRY !!!!

it's me proving that one comment wrong by exploring how everyone lives after the grief of war and how these two try to figure out who they are without the backdrop of war and !!! my babies. they're fighting. they're yelling. they're having hate sex. they're sleeping in shifts and spending nights away. they're sitting in the nursery alone and staring at the walls they painted together and !!! i love them.

i love them so much.

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I'm intrigued in national parks and book recs

hiii <3 so this one is my pride and joy, my bb, my inner interests coming out because THIS one??? this is volcanologist sirius !

sirius is a volcanologist who, after his brother's death, spends life waiting for the next thrill. he's always running through everything and so far his career has been emergency outings to eruptions and high-risk situations. until,,, he's placed at yellowstone (BOOO BORING "VOLCANO" THAT ISN'T TECHNICALLY A VOLCANO) for a nine month residency.

this is volcanologist sirius and watchtower remus. this is two men dealing with their grief in different ways, this is sirius in the field with a walkie talkie and remus who lets sirius' voice fill his tower without replying.

everyone is here and they all have their own lil roles at the park but peter and sirius are the Big friendship here as peter is a botanist and works close by to sirius studying volcanic plants :3

and the "book recs" part is inspired by one of my favourite games, firewatch. remus is a hermit, he "never" leaves his tower. but ! in the cache boxes around the park, sirius finds all of these annotated books from remus' excursions soooo whilst remus is grumpy and non-commital on the walkie talkie, sirius is learning so much about him through notes in the margins and-

AHHHH VOLCANOLOGY !!! this is a WIP that i'm chipping away at very slowly because i'm enjoying reliving my volcanology past and exploring all of that again, and i'm so determined to make this such a heartwarming and comforting, but also such a SAD story about found families and the irreplaceable void of your blood one.

UGHHHH i love them. i love them sm. this my wolfstar thesis.

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haunted house, picket fence PLSPLSPLS 🩷🩷

wip ask game

i am reluctant to say that this is my Big snupin fic !!

in this one, remus is kidnapped during one of his missions for dumbledore during the first war and is taken to malfoy manor, the base of the DE operation.

he's used as a tool for war, an in to the werewolves in a way greyback cannot be but in order for that to work, someone needs to keep him alive - and that's where the potions master comes in ! it's a BIGGGG slowburn of snupin, snape making potions and remus refusing them, snape resenting remus and remus wanting to escape and it takes a very long time for them to find any common ground whatsoever in this - the main idea is that snape is developing an adjacent to wolfsbane and he has to trial run this. voldemort wants remus wolf enough that the packs he is sent into trust him, but human enough to know the risks of deferring, so snape ahs to find that perfect balance. he had to trial all of these potions and when he finally tells voldemort that he had the perfect formula, he's thrown into the dungeons with his worst fear during a full moon.

if i eventually get around to writing it, this will be my Big fic - all the way from the first war, these two being instrumental to the end of it, and all the way theough to harry's time at hogwarts and after.

it's big on snily lore, it's big on wolfstar lore, it's big on the stockholm syndrome effects of a cultish dynamic and it's VERYYYY big on two traumatised people trying to fit together with all their jagged edges !! it has walks around malfoy manor and exchanges of secrests, it has whispers about lily in the background, it has talks of regulus and sirius, it has late nights spent over potions and early mornings going to missions, it has patronuses shared during months apart and it's !!!

it's my Big Fic. i do not have any snippets because this exists as a collection of post it notes with timelines and events but !!! my Big Fic. my snupin thesis.

it's a haunted house and my GOD they are trying to build a picket fence !!! they are trying to make this prison feel like a home !!!

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adding to your neverending askbox but im also going to Edinburgh pride and if i happen to see you is there a way you prefer to be approached/spoken to because i am naturally very anxious and id hate to make you also anxious

heyyy !! if you bump into me, feel free to say hi !! probably best to let me know you know me from tiktok/tumblr or i'll be like "...do i know this person???" but pls ! feel free ! i'm meeting with a lot of fandom friends for the first time there so it'll be so chill !

but !! yeah !! if we happen to cross paths you have my fullll consent to just pop in and say hi <333 i love meeting yall out in the wild

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hiiii can we hear more about at the rattle of your keys (oh, are you leaving?) pls 🙂‍↔️

okay so! @goneinsecondsxo and @starprongs you also asked for this one <33

this is my andreil fic born from a late night ramble with sar where i crashed out over neil and keyrings. this started with the idea of neil trying to run away from everything with no idea of what he's running towards, and the keys in his pocket are jangling - the court one, the house for edens, andrews car, his room, the safe, etc etc - and it's a reminder of how far he's come and how many homes he has now

so it's fifth year neil after everyone else has left and he's left with as the captain of a brand new foxes team. whilst the foxhole court is his home, it's the people that make it one, so he's Really struggling to adjust.

this wip is very big in neil & wymack, has a lot of OCs for the new foxes team, and is a bigggg exploration of Who neil josten is without everyone around.

soooo! a few snippets from chapter one:

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title wip game

thank you @goneinsecondsxo for the tag ily <3

rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips.

at the rattle of your keys (oh, are you leaving?)

damage, damage me.

houseboat fic

national parks and book recs

haunted house, picket fence

okert i tried to pick ones that weren't referenced last time :3

np tags: @inevitablestars @calamitoustide @arviyya @brandileigh2003 @weasleytriplets @kaaaaaaarf

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they are now all In My Bedroom. this is crazy. like,,, hey. heyyy. hi. anyway.

just introduced my partner to some fandom friends and it's so surreal like,,, yall exist in the same universe?? we are in tesco?? wild.

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just introduced my partner to some fandom friends and it's so surreal like,,, yall exist in the same universe?? we are in tesco?? wild.

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neil josten and his sleep paralysis demon but it's wymack holding up new shirts for him and threatening to burn his jorts if he doesn't put them on

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Fanfiction is so silly. I am playing with my dolls and people are coming over to watch. Some of them even clap and give me compliments. And when I'm done playing, I can go and watch other people play with their dolls.