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hyperioncompanyman replied to your post “i mustache you a question”

The punny Rhys back at it again.

you think that you were safe? think again!

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nicholas-wolfwood replied to your post: i mustache you a question

“You’re dead to me.”

“ C’mon... Lighten up, will you Nick. It’s just a harmless joke. “

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ʀʜʏs • hyperion stooge to atlas ceo

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i mustache you a question

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twirls mustache like a villain

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handsomejackhoney‌:

“Uh-huh, sure. Least you’re keeping with the ATLAS tradition.”

“ And what’s that supposed to mean? “ 

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rhys is totally calling his stache the rhystache

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handsomejackhoney‌:

“Eh… A lame one, maybe. Like… evil dictator of the claptrap dump. But hey, it’s a step in the right direction! If it didn’t look so stupid, I’d almost be proud!”

“Almost.”

“ .....Yeah you know what, never mind. I’m keeping it. I don’t want to be baby faced forever. People tend to do business more with older looking people. So that’s that. “  

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handsomejackhoney‌:

“Yeah, well, you failed. You look like some dorky brat playing dress-up as evil dictator- Oh wait, I take it back, kiddo, it fits you perfectly!”

“And I’m copyrighting ‘Rhystache’ now. You wanna use it, you gotta pay me.”

“ And what I supposed to pay you in? Digital currency? The stache stays, regardless of your wrong opinion. “ 

“ ... Do I really look like a dictator...? “ 

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i love that the moment i get back here everyone is roasting rhys’ ass

i fucking miss this blog

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[What the ever-living fuck is growing on your face?] Like Audrey hasn't become a bandit queen.

“ I feel like I should name it. “

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aseriousshove‌:

“Why don’t you just pop your eye out and put in a pink one, instead? That could be fun.”

“ I --- don’t know about that one. I’m trying to look a little professional here, with the business and all that. “ 

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“ Starting to feel a little fuzz growing on my lip. Maybe it’s time for change in looks. “

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i just came back to say

RHYS HAS A MUSTACHE

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Send my muse random anons!!

They can be about anything you want! Just send them in!!

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[RE: Rhys being allergic to cats. I just imagining him with a sphinx. Just some Solas looking goblin cat that wears knitted sweaters that match his socks lol]

funny thing is he has at least one